HAR HAR HAR [ oh, so many puns with my name ]

[[ hardyrex ]]

HARDY; i've heard about her, you know.

SHE IS;

Short, at five foot three. Pffft, can you believe she's 16 and still doesn't have her permit? Man, she's gotta be crazy. You know, she's the only one in her family with dirty blonde hair and hazel eyes. Man, what a freak.

SHE HAS;

Some ol' mutt named Millie, and a cat named Miss Kitty. How creative, right? She used to have a fish ( the thing only had one eye. ) but it died after three years. Crazy, huh?

YOU CAN FIND HER;

Down there in Tennessee. You know, the only place where you can see redneck hobos just laying around. They aren't so bad in the east, but man, they're everywhere. She lives in some city called Johnson City. Some ghetto-hick town/city. How is that even possible? Apparently, all of that is in a sock box that she lives in. Something is wrong with her.

SHE LOVES;

She likes not doing things, but one of her favorite things to do is read role play boards ( As long as she doesn't have to post in them. ). She's always walking in her room, listening to her iPod, thinking of some freaky story stuff, you know? Who does that? I heard she likes wrestling, too, and she really likes these two guys called Jeff Hardy ( Some weirdo with rainbow hair ) and Randy Orton ( He runs around in his underwear. ).

SHE HATES;

Effort. She is so lazy, I swear. She has an excuse for everything, everything! You know, that's the only thing she really hates. How can you like everything?

SHE'S LIKE;

How can you describe someone like this/? She acts like a complete know-it-all and hates to be wrong. She hates to hurt people's feelings, but I'll tell you when she's angry, duck and cover because she takes in out on everyone. Some people tell me you just gotta get past the outside and see the good of her, but why would you even want to try? And man, don't get me started on this girl's ego. Its bigger than Asia and North America put together, and just keeps getting bigger. But, heh, she's a total whimp without that keyboard. What a loser, huh?

SHE LOOKS;

Like this.

"WHUUUUUUUUU."