If you give a mouse a cookie

[pridesin]

Basically, it goes like this:
You know that book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie? We're pretty much re-making that book. Only with more lulz. For example:
Person A: when you give a mouse a cookie, he'll always want some milk.
Person B: when you give a mouse some milk, he'll always want a kitty.
Person C: when you give a mouse a kitty, he'll always want some bling.

You see where this is going?
Pride shall start.


When you give a mouse a cookie, he'll always want a country.

[pteriforever]

When you give a mouse a cookie, he'll always want a country.
When you give a mouse a country, he'll always want a nuclear bomb.

[pridesin]

When you give a mouse a nuclear bomb, he'll always want some milk (to go along with the nuclear bomb, jah?).

[meg]

When you give a mouse some milk, he'll always want the world's biggest chocolate sculpture in honour of himself.

[pteriforever]

When you give a mous a chocolate sculpture, he'll always want a cherry to put on top.

[|| allie]

When you give a mouse a cherry, he'll always want his moose friends to be there. :'D

[Kiddo [le pwnsome]]

When you bring the mouse's friends over, they'll want to throw a huge party.

[pteriforever]

WHEN YOU GIVE A MOUSE A HUEG PARTY, it always wants a 2x2x2 Rubik's cube.

[|| allie]

When you give a mouse a 2x2x2 Rubik's cube, he'll want a person to do it for him.

[pridesin]

When you give a mouse someone to solve the Rubik's cube for him, he'll always want to know how to solve a Rubik's cube.