If you give a mouse a cookie

[Pie]

If you give a mouse chocolate syurp and a cherry, he'll always want a tye dye shirt that says bubba gump

[pridesin]

If you give a mouse a tye dye shirt that says bubba gump, he'll always want a pair of cowboy boots.

[Kiddo [le pwnsome]]

If you give a mouse some ice, he'll ask you for some ice cream.

[Ten]

If you give a mouse a pair of cowboy boots, he'll always want a lariat.

[pridesin]

If you give a mouse a lariat, he'll always want some chips.

[Ten]

If you give a mouse some chips, he'll always want some fish.

[pridesin]

If you give a mouse a fish, he'll always want a whale.

[[ hardyrex ]]

If you give a mouse a whale, he'll always want a screw driver. (?)

[meg]

If you give a mouse a screw driver, they'll want a limo. {'Cos all the cool mice with screw drivers have limousines}

[[ hardyrex ]]

If you give a mouse a limo, he'll always want a cell phone.