Fof's plot to take over the world

[ZEBRA ! [used to be toasty]]

Okay. D| I was bored. I am sorry if it isn't correct or anything.

I made this just for Crow. <3<3<3 As a birthday present. But I felt like posting it soooo. ._. Here you go.

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A long time ago, when the earth actually belonged to nice, responsible, and mature people, there was a large group of roleplayers. They where crazy (But nice), and well.. Awesome. They had nothing to do other then roleplaying, so they thought of taking over the world. It.. Wasn't so succesful, but it worked, barely. This story is how a group of people took over the world.

FOREST OF FATE PLAN FOR TAKING OVER THE WORLD.

One day, the all met up on the cbox. Everyone who usually comes on.

Hardy
Toasty
Wolf
May
Crow
Raimi
Ten
Rolo
Whiskers
Sabor
Slug
Allie
(Sorry if I forgot someone, but right now that is all I can think of)

They thought up a plan. First a game.. Then real.

Toasty: Neo is being stupid. D| Hardy, fix it.
Hardy: Crow, fix it.
Crow: ... No.
May: Butbutbut. D8 Please, Crow!
Toasty: CROW FIX IT /NOW/ D<
Crow: Okayokay. D: Sheesh. -fixfixfix-
Sabor: ... Nothing happened, Crow.
Raimi: >| Fix it, Crow.
Crow: You! D8
Raimi: .. How about we just kill neo?
Toasty: But.. I need to question. D|
Ten: Just get rid of it.
Toasty: ._. Okay
Wolf: OKAY SO. We need to think of a plan. >.>
Raimi: ...
Slug: ...
Allie: ...
Hardy: ...
Crow: ... um. How aboutttt
Slug: I GOT AN IDEA.
Rolo: What?
Slug: How about we throw Crow at TnT? They would be so stunned of his beauty~ Andandand, we can use that time to get to their computers and.. um.
Ten: Delete the site?
Slug: Yeah. |3
Toasty: ... xDDD
Hardy: It would work. :/
Raimi: ;________;
Allie: What?
Raimi: I WANT TO BE THROWN. I WOULD BE A BETTER BAIT. I AM MUCH MORE PRETTIER. D8
Crow: lies
Raimi: Truths. :c
Crow: ... Whatever.
Toasty: So we throw /Raimi/ ?
Raimi: Yeah.
Wolf: Then we can take over the world, right?
Hardy? What? o.o
Wolf: Um.. Nothing.
May: No. That would be fun.
Ten: ... wow.
Hardy: So we throw Raimi and then get to the computers and delete the site and.. We need a plan to take over the world.
Toasty: ... yeah.
Whiskers: Black mail the government, and.. Get to their computers.. And.. Um..
Hardy: We will make it up from there.
Crow: Okay. We got it. >D

The crew takes a trip to where ever TnT lives, and crawls inside. This would be such a good plan! Or.. Maybe not.

They see the neopet team huddled around a computer. One is in the chair, laughing evily.

TnT 1: HAHA. >D YOU ARE FROZEN
TnT crowd: AAAHHHAAAAHAAAA! >

Ten: Really?
Rolo: Wow. :/
Crow: Okay, let's throw Raimi.
Raimi: ... o.o They are going to reconize me.
Hardy: Oh shoot.
Sabor: -pushes Raimi and hides within the Fof crowd-

Raimi glares at Sabor, giving her a nasty look. Sabor just laughs.

The plan worked, TnT laughed and giggled, coo'd and whatever you do to babys. They carried Raimi away, laughing some more.

Raimi was of course, crying.

Allie: He's a goner. ._.
Hardy: D8 MY HUSBAND.
Crow: -go's to computer, un-freezes everybody, gets rid of filters, laughs as little kids post about how much cursing there is, and deletes the site-
Whiskers: Okay, let's find Raimi.

They all crawled where the group has gone. They saw Raimi in a little dress, the skirt above his knees. Slug and Toasty laughed.

Raimi had braids sticking out of his head, and make-up that you could see from two miles away. So much blush. So much lipstick. So much everything. TnT was giggling, and drinking tea. Even Raimi was laughing and sipping tea.

Ten: -sigh-
Hardy: RAIMI. GET OVER HERE.
Raimi: Ack! D8 -runs out-

Everyone followed, running as fast as they could out of the door. Other then Crow and Slug. Crow was flying, and Slug was holding on to Crow's tail feathers.

Crow: Get off!
Slug: No!
TnT crowd: NO! THEY RUINED THE SITE!

They all ran and ran, running until they found their way to Washington D.C.They weren't blackmailing the government, but they where at the White House. Which was completly different from their original plan.

They all snuck in, and saw Roscoe.

Crow: Roscoe? o.o
rest of Fofers: O.O! Roscoe?
Crow: ROSCOE!
Roscoe: President Rosc- CROW.
Crow: ROSCOE. 8DDD!
Roscoe: What are you doing here?
Crow: ... Um.
Hardy: We didn't figure that out. >><<
Toasty: Lets say we came to take over America. One step at a time, yes? ?
Allie: Um.. Yeah.
Crow: Okay. Roscoe, we are here because he wanted to take over Amer-
Roscoe: I just herd, Crow.
Crow: Oh. |D
Roscoe: Good luck getting past me, Crow.
Crow: -puppy eyes-
Roscoe: D8 Um. Okay. But I am doing it for you, Crow.

Roscoe let them take over America. But.. Of course, there where people who disagreed in Fof taking over America. So Roscoe calmly told everybody he did it. Because everyone liked Roscoe.

They let Fof take over the crowd, because Roscoe joined the group.

Now they needed Europe...

They all wen't to Europe. Rolo, was calm. But the others where freaking out.

Crow: What will they do?
Hardy: Yeah. D8 We weren't stressed about America because we know the people.
Toasty: ... yeah. D8
May: Crap.
Wolf: Crap.
Raimi: Crap. >.<
Rolo: It is going to be okay! Just do what we just did, but with the King instead.

So they all wen't to the King. It was..

Roscoe?


Crow: How did you become the king?
Hardy: o.o
King Roscoe: I wen't away. You didn't notice?
Crow: ... Um. No.
Raimi: ...
Crow: Can we take over Europe?
King Roscoe: No. I let you take over America. >>
Crow: Crap. 3< Thanks, Roscoe.
King Roscoe: KING-
Crow: I DON'T CARE. D8<

They needed a plan..

Crow: So. ._. What do we do?
Wolf: Good question. D8
Toasty: ... Um.
Hardy: We could start war?
Raimi: YES.

So they started a war. Half the people in Europe gathered in an Army.

But, Fof was better.

They got a plane, lots of guns, and other weapons.

Hardy got to fly the plane.
And everybody else got a weapon.

Hardy: Plane
Toasty: Rifle
Wolf: Ability to turn into a wolf
May: A gun that looked like a flower
Crow: A big gun, and leader skillz.
Raimi: A big gun.
Ten: A pistol.
Rolo: Rifle
Whiskers: Pistol
Sabor: A big gun
Slug: A pistol
Allie: A big gun

Raimi: WHY DOES HARDY GET TO FLY THE PLANE, CROWWWWW? D8
Toasty: WHY DO YOU GET LEADER SKILLZ, CROWWWWW?
May: WHY DON'T I GET A BIG GUN, CROWWWW?
Crow: SHUT. UP.
Everybody: .__.

They all fought the war, Fof winning. Europe soon belonged to them. All themmm. After a year, Fof actually gave people from Europe a good place to live. Other country's got jealous, and got rid of their kings and queens, and leaders and such.

Fof claimed every where.

And that is how FoF took over the world.

Fof crew: -clapclapclapclap-

[Nightfall]

^{TOASTY FORGOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. ;~;}