Post by Cloud of Diamonds on Sept 28, 2009 22:14:28 GMT -5
This is da story of how I got the S.S. Pervert. WARNING: Some content may be fictional, offensive, or perverted.
OTHER WARNING: rated PG-13
Me: FoF could really use a ship. I think I'll go find one.
At Za Beach
Sailor Dude: Well hello there little looking child.
Me: Are you a ped?
Sailor Dude: Maybe.
Me: Awcrap. I knew I should've taken that stick with me.
Sailor Dude: D: I feel disliked.
Me: Imma go now. You peds freak me out.
Sailor Dude: Heywait!!! What if I offered you a really cool ship?
Me: How did you know I was looking for a ship?
Sailor Dude: We're both in the same story, duh.
Me: Oh. Right.
Sailor Dude: So, the ship. It's really big...and uh, it has three decks...and a bathroom...and...stuff.
Me: Mmm hmm.
(He shall be henceforth known as Dude becuase I'm lazy)
Dude: And a pervert closet.
Me: Orlynao? You wouldn't kid about that, would you?
Dude: Honest. There's enough room for four people in there.
Me: -thinks of Crow and his wives/lovers and everyone else- Fine. I'll take it.
Dude: Not so fast. How much dough do you have?
Me:
Dude: How did you expect to buy a ship without any money?
Me: Because I'm illogical. Durr.
Dude: Just fork over the cash.
Me: -grudgingly hands him 1000 dollars-
Dude: I assume you knew how much it was worth because we're both in the story.
Me: Yup. I'm too lazy to make up a more plausible reason.
Dude: You are a strange little child.
Me: Next you'll be telling me that Raimi's gay.
Dude: He is?
Me:-headdesk-
Dude: Geez. I didn't know.
Me: -leaves before this gets weirder-
And they all lived happily ever after. Except for the dude, who got arrested and mauled by kittens.
The End.
OTHER WARNING: rated PG-13
Me: FoF could really use a ship. I think I'll go find one.
At Za Beach
Sailor Dude: Well hello there little looking child.
Me: Are you a ped?
Sailor Dude: Maybe.
Me: Awcrap. I knew I should've taken that stick with me.
Sailor Dude: D: I feel disliked.
Me: Imma go now. You peds freak me out.
Sailor Dude: Heywait!!! What if I offered you a really cool ship?
Me: How did you know I was looking for a ship?
Sailor Dude: We're both in the same story, duh.
Me: Oh. Right.
Sailor Dude: So, the ship. It's really big...and uh, it has three decks...and a bathroom...and...stuff.
Me: Mmm hmm.
(He shall be henceforth known as Dude becuase I'm lazy)
Dude: And a pervert closet.
Me: Orlynao? You wouldn't kid about that, would you?
Dude: Honest. There's enough room for four people in there.
Me: -thinks of Crow and his wives/lovers and everyone else- Fine. I'll take it.
Dude: Not so fast. How much dough do you have?
Me:
Dude: How did you expect to buy a ship without any money?
Me: Because I'm illogical. Durr.
Dude:
Just fork over the cash.Me: -grudgingly hands him 1000 dollars-
Dude: I assume you knew how much it was worth because we're both in the story.
Me: Yup. I'm too lazy to make up a more plausible reason.
Dude: You are a strange little child.
Me: Next you'll be telling me that Raimi's gay.
Dude: He is?
Me:-headdesk-
Dude: Geez. I didn't know.
Me: -leaves before this gets weirder-
And they all lived happily ever after. Except for the dude, who got arrested and mauled by kittens.
The End.
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