Omegle is awesome.

[laur]

www.omegle.com

Talk to strangers! See what happens!

Stranger: hi
You: Hello!
Stranger: where r you from??
You: London, Right now I'm at Hogwarts. You?
Stranger: brussels right now i'm in brussels
You: Are you a Wizard?
Stranger: like the wizard of oz
You: No. Like the Wizarding world.
You: OH SHIT. YOU'RE A MUGGLE.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: i like cats.
Stranger: i like tight pants
You: I like cats in pants.
Stranger: TIGHT PANTS i has dem
You: MY CAT IS IN MY TIGHT PANTS.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Welcome to the Nigba chatroom. Please enter your desired username. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long
You: Gsus.
Stranger: Ohio, Gsus~
Stranger: How is your day going?
You: fantastic.
You: I just peed.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: my soup is too hot =[
Stranger: ok...
You: do you want some?
Stranger: sure...
Stranger: =]
You: okay here I'll fax it to you
You have disconnected.

I'll add more lata. =D

Post your conversations here!

[[ hardyrex ]]

Stranger: will you roleplay a cpr scene with me please?
You: can i bring my dog?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:<

[hostlietakeover]

Stranger: hi
You: Heyo!
Stranger: from?
You: Konohagakure
You: 'Cause I ish a ninja
Stranger: OMG
You: Are you a ninja?
Stranger: no
Stranger: but i am samurai
You: Ewww, you guys are sooooo honor-ish.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: what's up?
You: nothing much, just hunting.
Stranger: hunting o.O
You: Yes. You see, I like brains.
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: i like mine to stay where it is
Stranger: if you don't mind
You: Well, it depends. Do you have a high IQ?
Stranger: that depends. do you take brains of people who only have high IQ's?
You: Possibly...
You: But I prefer big brains to little ones.
Stranger: then, i have a tiny brain
Stranger: barely there
Stranger: go hunt some squirrel or something o.O
Stranger: eat it for suppa
You: Aww, my little sister would want it then! I must go to find you.
You: My little sister loves little brains.
You have disconnected.

[[ hardyrex ]]

Hostile, that brain thing was fun. Hope you don't mind me stealing it.

Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: how r ya?
You: good. just hunting.
Stranger: for?
You: brains.
Stranger: sweet
You: I know.
Stranger: a little weird but sweet
You: Do you have a high IQ?
Stranger: i have a 3.6 gpa?
You: Perfect.
Stranger: yeah?
You: Yes.
Stranger: cool
You: Do you live in the US?
Stranger: yup
You: What state
You: *?
Stranger: michigan
You: Perfect.
You: This is great. c:
Stranger: why?
You: Did I not tell you I was hunting?
Stranger: yeah u did but why is it perfect that i live in MI?
You: Oh, no important reason.
You: But, if I was you...
Stranger: oh
You: I'd watch where you go. ;D
You have disconnected.

[» s a b ø r ]]

Stranger: hey
You: HAO IS YEW
You: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
D8

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Stranger: gay male teen looking for same
You: IM BISEXUAL?
You: 8D
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: iz am gudz.
You: YEW?
Stranger: what?
You: I LIKE EATING BANANAZ.
You: 8D
Stranger: and?
Stranger: i don't like eating
You: ohthatsucksforyew
You: I liek eating. >D
Stranger: ?
You: you phayl.
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: hai
You: ~(^3^)~
You: OHHAITHAR
Stranger: lol
Stranger: cute face
You: NO.
You: YOU NO CAN SEE ME
Stranger: no i can not
You: YEW NO KNOW I HAZ CUTE FACE. D<
Stranger: are you an ABRA?
You have disconnected.
LMAO

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Stranger: hey
You: HAITHAR
Stranger: ¹¹·ª
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what?
You: YEWPHAYL.
You have disconnected.
:c

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You: SO YEW EAT BRAINS TOO?
Stranger: hi
You: IS THAT A NO?
You: OR A YURZ?
Stranger: sorry i don't english very well
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: HAI
You: SO YEW EAT BRAINZ?
You: i lyke demz wiff salt.
Stranger: so, i heard u liek mudkips
You: 8D
You: NO.
You: NO.
Stranger: lol u have a small d*ck
You: CROW WOULD NOT APPROVE!
You: D8
You have disconnected.
DDD8

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You: MY OFFICIAL NAME IS SABORUS GLOMPIUS
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: FOF
Stranger: Countries?
You: No. FoF
You: I KNOW NOT OF WHAT YEW SPEAK
You: i eat brainz
You: and i love bananaz
You: AND CROW
You: 8D
Stranger: Oh, I also like
You: YOU LIKE CROW TOO? D8
You: (i really hate bananaz)
Stranger: D8 what mean?
You: IT MEANS D8
You: DUH.
You: 8D
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: u fem,
You: OF COURSE.
Stranger: how old
You: >> <<
You: WHY YEW WANT TO KNOW
You: WHY.
Stranger: CURIOUS
You: IM 14 KTHNX
You: <<
Stranger: TOO YOUNG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:c xD

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Stranger: first
Stranger: yesh!
You: what.
You: first what? o.o
Stranger: I always try to get first lol
You: x.x
Stranger: first to post...lol sorry its a game for me
You: i bet....
You: o.x
Stranger: o_0?
You: I LOVE YOU
You: :(
Stranger: well thx i guess haha lol
You: NO.
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: do u wanna play twenty questions?
You: YES.ILTHATGAME
You: ^3^
Stranger: k h/o I'll brb
You: h/o = how old? o.x
You: /confused
You: why can't people just type out things.... :(
You: or maybe it means hold?
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: zac
You: bob?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: ILOVEYOU
Stranger: It's-a ME! MARIO!
You: :c
Stranger: What-a you doing online?
You: WHAT ARE /YOU/ DOING?
Stranger: I-a know you looking at the gay porno!
You: no... :c
Stranger: I-a gonna tell daisy!
You: WTF MAN.
You: YOUR NOT MARIO.
Stranger: Next time, don't-a make-a your password "Luigi"
You: OKAY.
You: OKAY.
You: freak... -walks away-
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: cartola?
You: NO.
You: SABOR
Stranger: from?
You: Forest of Fate
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: 'Ello, love.
Stranger: from?
You: FoF
Stranger: what?
You: Forest of Fate, duh.
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: :D
You: yes, that is right young one.
You: FoFers /are/ cool.
Stranger: m or f?
You: she, kthnx
Stranger: how old?
You: 168 months
Stranger: oh cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: IMYOURMOM
You: watch it.
You: <<
Stranger: pervert
You: I love Slug....
You: :c
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: HELLO
Stranger: ......
Stranger: from?
You: FoF
Stranger: FoF?
You: FoF.
Stranger: where?
You: Crowzerland.
Stranger: oh
You: Yah,
Stranger: im korean
You: NOWAI
You have disconnected.

[Rolo]

Stranger: hi.
You: Combs are amazing
Stranger: mhmm,
You: They make your hair all... unnotty and stuff
You: I spelt knotty wrong
Stranger: yepp.
Stranger: haha.
You: Do you like combs?
Stranger: yesss!
Stranger: so muchh
Stranger: !
You: Or are you a traitor?
You: So you don't use hairbrushes?
Stranger: noooo, im not a traitor.
You: Oh good
Stranger: i use combs!
Stranger: :]
You: Let's make a fanclub
Stranger: yeah, totally!
Stranger: :]
You: What gender are you?
Stranger: female.
Stranger: u?
You: So I know what division to put you in
You: Aha, female too
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: How old r u?
You: I'll contact you in a few days to tell you where we're meeting
You: Under the cover of darkness
Stranger: okie dokie!
Stranger: lahdjdkdggkdgvjhdbd
You: I do not monitor my age.
Stranger: i live on jupiter
You: Nah, you lie
You: Jupiterians are hairbrush fanatics
Stranger: no, i live on jupiter.
You: You're a traitor, I just know it
Stranger: yeah, thats y everyone freaks.
You: Or are you a traitor to your country?
You: Aha
Stranger: brb.
You: I am proud of you, you could be a Plutonian
Stranger: whoo!
You: Your values are just what we need in the war of the combs and the hairbrushes
Stranger: haha.
You: Have you pledged your allegience to combs yet?
You: Do you know the secret code?
Stranger: yeah,
Stranger: and yeah.
Stranger: lol.
You: What is the code
Stranger: we hate hairbrushes!
You: Nah, I mean the password
Stranger: combs!
You: No, the actual password
Stranger: u suck!
You: So we can get into the meeting area, under the bridge
Stranger: ohhh,
Stranger: i dont like passwords.
You: It's a song
Stranger: :[

The only one I've had that is worth noting right now.

[[ hardyrex ]]

ilu rolo. xD
Here is one I just had ~

Stranger: jackie chan?
You: Yes?
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: im a big fan
You: I have lots of them, kid.
Stranger: how come you're not in movies anymore? i really miss you
You: I'm on a mission.
You: A secret mission.
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: you are the greatest
You: I know.
You:
Stranger: im ethan hawke by the way
Stranger: i wish we could have done a movie together
You: We should go make a movie.
Stranger: a secret movie!
You: Yes.
You: With lots of kung fu.
Stranger: yes!!!!
You: It needs a name...
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: Super Secret Kung Fu Mission Movie
Stranger: in 3D!
You: Yes.
You: Perfect.
You: Lets make it now.
Stranger: Yay!
Stranger: I'll get my agent to contact yours. We shall meet again

[[ hardyrex ]]

You: dad?
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: SONG?
Stranger: SON?
Stranger: OH MY GOD
You: IS THAT YOU?
Stranger: I FOUND YOU
You: OMG OMG
Stranger: COME TO DADDY
You: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH D:
Stranger: I LOVE YOU SON
You: I LOVE YOU DAD
Stranger: I missed you too kiddo.
You: Why didn't you came back from the park?
Stranger: I did!

Stranger: But I couldn't find you!
Stranger: I was so worried!
You: Mom came and said I have to leave!
Stranger: Oh, why didn't you call me?
Stranger: I had my cell phone on.
Stranger: I was worried sick!
You: She throw my cell phone away.
You: I missed you so much!!!
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: I miss you too!
You: She said something about not wanting to see me. D:
Stranger: It's ok son, daddy is here.
Stranger: What else did she say?
You: Yay.
You: She said that you were a man whore.
Stranger: It's ok son, you're gonna come stay with me for a while.
You: Yay!
You: What about mommy?
Stranger: We can make it without mommy.
You: Okay. I'm so happy I found you.
Stranger: I'm happy I found you.
You: Mom is saying something about you leaving me alone.
Stranger: wait?
Stranger: how?
Stranger: We're in the park, and you don't have a cell phone.
You: She is right here behind me, saying bad things.
Stranger: WHAT!?!
Stranger: YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU HEARTLESS BITCH
Stranger: GET AWAY FROM US
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: YOU'VE TOURTURED HIM ENOUGH
You: DADDY? SHE'S TRYING TO CLOSE OUT THE WINDOW D:
You: HELP I DON'T WANT TO GO IN THE VAN DDD:
Stranger: YOU LAY ONE HAND ON HIM AND I'LL KILL YOU
Stranger: YOU HEAR ME BITCH?
Stranger: GIVE ME BACK MY SON
You: DAD I LOVE YOU BYE COME FIND ME D:
Stranger: I WILL
Stranger: (lol)
Stranger: I'LL FIND YOU SON
You: (ttly )
Stranger: (later)
You: NOOOO DAD D:
Stranger: (this is going on /b/ isn't it?)
Stranger: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
You: (bye and maybe ;D)
Stranger: ()
You: DAAAAAAAD
Stranger: SON
Stranger: I LOVE YOU SON
You: DAD
You: I LOVE YOU MORE
Stranger: NO I LOVE YOU MORE
You: ( Indeed.)
You: NO I LOVE YOU MORE. >|
Stranger: (This convo was very satisfying.)
You: (Yes it was. )
Stranger: No I love YOU more!
You: No, I love /you/ more.
Stranger: <3
You: NO DAD STOP MOM SHE'S TRYING TO HIT ME D:
Stranger: Later /b/ro
Stranger: NO
Stranger: YOU STOP IT
Stranger: YOU WORTHLESS BITCH
Stranger: He's not apart of this!
Stranger: leave him alone!
You: (this is great )
Stranger: (yeah, it is)
You: YOU WILL NEVER GET HIM YOU MAN WHORE.
Stranger: YOU GET BACK HERE
Stranger: GIVE ME BACK MY SON
You: NO YOU WILL NEVER FIND US
Stranger: I'LL KILL YOU
Stranger: I SWEAR I WILL
You: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY
Stranger: I'll find you!
Stranger: I SWEAR IT
Stranger: (and my cat is here)
You: I dare you to!
Stranger: (watching)
You: (my cat is laying on the floor next to me )
Stranger: (she's a cute kitten)
Stranger: (orly?)
You: (mine is a calico )
You: (ya rly.)
Stranger: (mine just a yellow house cat)
Stranger: (she's still a kitten)
You: (mine is really fat I don't know how old mine is D:)
Stranger: (fat cats = win)
You: DAD HELP I GOT THE COMPUTER BACK BUT
You: (fatcatftw! yes!)
Stranger: I'M COMMING SON
Stranger: (yes indeed)
You: HURRY SHE'S GOT THE BELT D:
Stranger: CALL THE POLICE SON
Stranger: DADDY'S COMMIN
You: I CAN'T SHE TOOK THE PHONE
You: HURRRY D:
You: SHE JUST HIT ME
Stranger: I'M COMMING SON
Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU?
Stranger: STOP IT
You: (and while my mom is beating me i'm typing O.o)
Stranger: DON'T YOU HIT HIM
Stranger: (lol)
You: DAD HELP
You: (i got to go now. x) see ya!)
You: DAD HELP SHE IS TRYING TO DDJFLJDASL
You have disconnected.

Win.

[[ hardyrex ]]

You: dad?
Stranger: mum?
You: DAD?
Stranger: MUUUM?
You: DAAAAD?
You: IS THAT YOU?
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: YEAH
You: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
You: WHY DIDN'T YOU COME BACK?
Stranger: I MISSED YOU TOOOOO PUMPKIN
You: YOU SAID YOU WOULD
You: YOU NEVER DID
You: AND I WAITED FOREVER FOR YOU
Stranger: I COME VERY SOOON
You: ARE YOU SURE?
You: I'M REALLY HUNGRY
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: YOU KNOW THAT
You: I LOVE YOU TOO
You: YES I KNOW
You: I MISS YOU
Stranger: I MISS YOU TOO DARLING
You: CAN I COME HOME NOW? PLEASE?
Stranger: YEAH BABY
Stranger: I miss you soooooo much
You: i don't know how to get back.
You: can you come get me?
You: please?
Stranger: Where are u?
You: some guy wants me to get in his van
Stranger:
You: help dad i don't want to go!
You: but he has candy...
You: can i go with him?
Stranger: run!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: dont go with him
You: I'M RUNNING
You: HE'S FOLLOWING ME
You: HELP
You: DAD I LOVE YOU
Stranger: get in his van
You: oh okay.
Stranger: ask if he can drive to me!
You: okay!
You: i will!
You: he says he will!
You: i just got to stay at his house for a while and he says we're going to have fun!
Stranger: oh okay thats fine
You: i love you dad! bye!

Yes.

[glowlynose]

Stranger: RULE 31!!
You: OYEAH?
You: RULE 354!!!
Stranger: RLLY?
Stranger: THAT DOESNT EXIST
You: YES IT DOES.
Stranger: NO THERE ARE ONLY 100
You: Are... are you in an alternate reality? o.o;
Stranger: POSSIBLY
Stranger: BUT RULE 31 STILL APPLIES
You: I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that rule. D:
Stranger: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Stranger: RULE 43 AS WELL APPLIES HERE
You: well all lowercase is 1337
Stranger: NAH U FUCKTARD
Stranger: U DONT KONW THE RULEZ
Stranger: SO STFU FAGGOT
You: D:<
Stranger: TITS OR GTFO
Stranger: RIGHT NOW
You: ... what if I'm a man?
Stranger: IDC SHOW ME ANY TITS
You: -facepalm-
Stranger: WTF IS A FUCKING FACEPALM U LIL FAGGOT BITCH
Stranger: RULE 53
You: it's where you smack yourself in the face. you know. like with the palm of your hand. face... palm...
Stranger: I GOT THAT U FUCKING ASSHOLE
Stranger: UR JUST A VIRGIN BITCH
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU