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D8 WHAT THE HELL? DDD8

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You: :c
Stranger: :D
You: :D?
Stranger: :(
You: :(
Stranger: :|
You: >D
You: 8D
Stranger: (.)(.)
You: D<
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:c

[[ hardyrex ]]

Glowly got a /b/ person. :c

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Stranger: hey!?
You: hey
Stranger: m/f? You: f.
Stranger: ha damnit
You: or m. i dont remember. :c
Stranger: hahaha which one???
You: idr.
Stranger: aww really???
Stranger: that sucks
You: yeah. ;_;
You: i'm Catholic. i'm not allowed to look.
Stranger: u use weird ass smileys lol i take it ur a girl
You: i know guys that use ";_;". and they t-t-t-t-t-talk l-l-l-l-like this. ;_____________;
Stranger: wat da fuuuurck
Stranger: how old r u?
You: idr. i'm not allowed to celebrate birthdays, either.
You: ... i'm in a cult.
You: i'm not even suppose to be here.
Stranger: damn haha sick....
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Stranger: niggar
You: **nigger
You: and i'm white. :c
Stranger: stranger danger
Stranger: hes a white crackar
Stranger: me too
Stranger: niggar
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Stranger: random question - what's the weirdest thing you like?
You: uh... guys that are old enough to be my father?
Stranger: oh, okay
You: why?
Stranger: no reason
Stranger: figured it would be an interesting conversation starter
You: you're going to ask the wrong guy that. and you'll need some eye bleach.
Stranger: That... is true *shudders* And mind-bleach.
Stranger: hahah
You: fuck mind-bleach. you'd need amnesia.
Stranger: True, haha. But so far the only answers I've gotten are like "lol idk what's the wierdest thing u like?"
Stranger: yours is the first real answer! haha
You: yay~ they probably wanted to top your answer.
Stranger: haha, or else they were boring enough to not have something weird they like.
Stranger: but that could be true *nods*
You: "yeah... the weirdest thing I like is going around... and recruiting people to join scientology." scientology is scary. D:
Stranger: seriously. I don't know much about it but the only reason people like it is money, it seems like, since it was invented from a science fiction book or something x.o but yeah, it is scary, it hurts people
You: it makes people jump around on couches.
Stranger: I can't say I've heard that said about scientology before
Stranger: where does that come from? Or am I missing a joke?
You: Tom Cruse is in scientology.
You: and when he was on Oprah, he jumped around on her couches.
Stranger: oh, okay! I don't usually watch Oprah so that's why I missed it, haha
Stranger: but yeah, that would be a weird thing someone would enjoy >.>
Stranger: the weirdest thing I like is kind of embarrassing - spankings
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Stranger: hi
You: DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE.
Stranger: BITCH
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Stranger: asl
You: 19/male/DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE. YOU ARE A PIRATE.
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Stranger: i hate the jews
You: i hate white people.
Stranger: WHY
You: damn white people.
You: taking my skin color.
Stranger: THEY'RE THE ONLY KIND OF PEOPLE
You: fuckin white people. I HAD THIS SKIN COLOR FIRST. D:<
Stranger: you're being stupid
Stranger: and i hope your god blesses you with AIDS
You: i dont have a god.
You: i'm an atheist.
Stranger: you're in need of a good ol fashioned terrorist attac
Stranger: k
You: we already had one. in 2001.
Stranger: but no one that needed to be killed was harmed
Stranger: BLACK PEOPLE DON'T HAVE JOBS
You: i know a black guy with a job.
You: i work with him.
Stranger: bet he's mixed
You: liek obama?
You: yeah, probably.
Stranger: the way i see it
Stranger: a white napkin with a brown smudge isn't white
Stranger: mixed or black, you're still dirty
You: maybe he bathes in brown paint every day.
You: idk. i dont really know the man.
Stranger: yea that's intelligent
Stranger: look
Stranger: why don't you go put your head in the oven
You: i'm not jewish.
You: it's not my job.
You: sorry.
Stranger: haaaaaa
Stranger: maybe you just need cyanide then
Stranger: ?
You: i'm not a pussy, either.
Stranger: so how would you do it
You: jump into a pit of flesh craving zombies. you know, like a bad ass.
Stranger: that'll never happen
You: then i guess i'll never die.
Stranger: you deserve to be a zombie
Stranger: good
You: i like zombies.
You: they're hot.
You: mhmmmm dead people.
Stranger: you can watch the jews and blacks turn this dump heap into a zoo
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Stranger: hey
You: hello.
Stranger: what's up?
You: nothing.
You: i'm in space.
Stranger: neat
Stranger: which part?
You: the one next to Jupiter.
Stranger: oh yeah i have family there
You: really?
You: i'm one of Jupiter's moons.
Stranger: you must be fat!
You: nah.
You: just a mere 156 pounds.
You: i'm stuck in orbit, so i guess i'm a moon. :c
Stranger: what's your name?
You: raimi.
Stranger: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moons_of_Jupiter there is not one called raimi
You: wiki doesn't know of me yet.
You: nor does any of the scientists.
You: i
You: **i've only been here for a couple of hours.
Stranger: are you afraid something might hit you?
You: nah.
You: i mean, i should be dead now. :/ i have no suit on out here.
You: but, i haven't exploded.
Stranger: and you still have internet damn
You: yeah. the wi-fi out here is great.
Stranger: not sharing it with many people i guess
You: only with the guys down on Jupiter.
Stranger: so are you male or female?
You: i'm a moon. we don't have a gender.
You: nah. male. i'm a male moon.
Stranger: i knew only a male would be smart enough to be a moon
You: one day i shall break free and become a planet.
Stranger: but your mass isn't great enough
Stranger: no offense
You: that hurt my moonhood. :c
Stranger: i'm just saying
You: i know, i know. that's what all the other planets say.
You: maybe i can be a dwarf planet. like pluto.
Stranger: PLUTO IS NOT A PLANET ANYMORE
Stranger: which don't even get me started on
Stranger: is so racist
You: he's a dwarf planet. :c
Stranger: not a real planet
Stranger: it's like being vice president
You: you sayin dwarfs aren't real people then?
Stranger: no pussy comes with that
Stranger: i'm not saying it, the world is saying it
You: you're now the representative of Earth.
Stranger: i always have been
You: ... obama?
You: is that you?
Stranger: typing one handed
Stranger: because in the other hand there's a marlboro
You: or is it james bond?
Stranger: the representative of earth is
Stranger: FLAVOR FLAAAAAAV
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(i was like "OH SHYTTTTTT." in like, katt williams voice.)

[glowlynose]

Stranger: im a 15 year old guy.
You: im a 15 year old girl. zippadeedoodah, hm?
Stranger: indeeddd.
Stranger: whats your name?
You: 007
You: but don't tell anyone. it's a secret.

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You: dad?
Stranger: yo
Stranger: child?
You: OMG I FOUND YOU AT LAST
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: I'm so happpy !!!
You: after all these years... i thought i'd never see you again!
Stranger: well you still can't see me technically
Stranger: either way yay!
You: whooooo!
Stranger: Sorry I left
You: i'm lucky i got access to a computer here
You: i don't like these men
Stranger: what do they do to you
Stranger: piiyb?
You: no. but they make me take weird tests
You: i don't like the tests ;___;
Stranger: I'll try to rescue you
Stranger: but
Stranger: I'm in Taiwan with a hooker at the moment
Stranger: aka yo mama
You: and you're typing at the same time?
Stranger: I can mulittask
You: you must be pretty skilled at it xD
Stranger: you know it. hopefully it runs in the genes
You: i'm actually not typing. this is another weird test
You: i don't like it. it makes me feel weird
You: in my brains D:
Stranger: make them a sandwich
Stranger: trust me
You: how am i supposed to do that?
You: i'm sort of in an evil straightjacket
Stranger: feet use your feet
You: mmmmm. toe jam sandwich
Stranger: yes
Stranger: exactly
You: brilliant, bond
Stranger: well i am your dad
You: simply brilliant
You: hold up. james bond is my dad?
Stranger: well...
Stranger: yes
You: which is why they stole me! o:
Stranger: i'm sorry i kept this secret from you all these years
You: you had no way of contacting me, so i guess it's okay
Stranger: don't worry, i'll get you your own hooker/prostitute when i bust you out
Stranger: a gift to make it up to you
You: xDD thanks
You: but i don't 'zactly roll that way
You: *is a girl*
Stranger: there are male ones of that sort
Stranger: you know
You: yeah, but i don't feel like std's
You: it would really suck... no pun intended
Stranger: i'll get the fresh ones
Stranger: rookies
You: oh. okay then
Stranger: wait for my signal and i'll get you out of there.
Stranger: bye

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Stranger: hi
You: hey.
Stranger: whats going on?
You: nothing. just being one of jupiter's new moons.
Stranger: does that mean your fat?
You: no.
Stranger: oh
You: it just means i got sucked in it's gravitational pull.
Stranger: oh dude...that sucks
Stranger: how is the internet connection out there?
You: pretty damn good.
You: jupiter radiates wi-fi.
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: do they have a nice little coffee shop with free wi-fi?
You: nah.
You: i may build one though.
Stranger: you should
You: i was sent out here by Starbucks to do so.
Stranger: what will you name it?
Stranger: oh starbucks
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i will come out there to visit
You: you should, but i'm just going to name it like... Java Hutt.
You: cause starbucks doesn't have any power over me out here.
Stranger: AWESOME
Stranger: Starbucks sucks tbh
You: they do. :c
Stranger: I want to rape them
You: wouldn't you get arrested for indecent exposure?
Stranger: no
Stranger: there are no space cops
You: ya dur is.
You: they're called Jedis (Jedies? Jedii?)
Stranger: Mace Windu
You: i like his lightsaber. it's like "fuck y'all. i'm havin purple, not some pussy red and blue."
Stranger: Confidence: It lets you have any fucking color lightsaber you want
You: why is his purple though? that's a mix of red and blue. is he neutral off screen?
Stranger: hes black...he can do whatever the fuck he wants...and nobody will ask questions...becuase that would be racist
You: and because he's samuel l. jackson.
Stranger: who the hell would question Samuel L. Fucking Jackson
You: chuck norris.
Stranger: I am tired of the god damn snakes on this god damn plane
You: oh and snakes.
Stranger: optimus prime
You: him too. and maybe... i dunno, ash from evil dead 2.
Stranger: and Bruce Willis...he doesnt take shit from anyone...even that weird kid on the 6th sense
You: and james bond. the hairy, sean connery james bond.
Stranger: and 50 cent
Stranger: somehow that nigga is still alive
You: i was about to say.
You: "mother fucker can't die."
You: he must be a vampire or somethin.
Stranger: FUCK YOU TWILIGHT!!!
You: not the blood drinking pixie kind.
Stranger: Just the bad ass huge as fuck black kind
You: yeah./
You: the best kind.
Stranger: HELL YEAH
Stranger: he is a big nigga
Stranger: if I was walking down a dark alleyway and i saw him either 1. I would run away, or 2. I wouldnt see him anyways
You: i wouldn't even be in the alleyway.
You: 50 cent lurks in those things.
Stranger: he hides in the trashcans looking for raps that people threw away because they sucked
You: he also knows that helpless chicks go in there looking for their boyfriend. but that only happens in horror films. D: just if world was a big horror film...
Stranger: imagine if he stuck his huge bulletwounded dick in your as
Stranger: ass
You: shit. i'd be dead.
Stranger: I would die
Stranger: on impact
You: exactly. wait, people shot at his cock before?
Stranger: idk but probably
You: bullets just bounced off.
You: hit the shooters in the head.
Stranger: have you noticed that all of the good rappers are dead? Tupac dead, biggie dead, vanilla ice still alive
You: fuck vanilla ice.
Stranger: VANILLA ICE IS A WASTE OF SEMEN
You: he's one of the gay, twilight vampires.
You: i think vanilla ice was a test tube baby.
Stranger: that sucks other vampires cocks...then they ejaculate in all the blood and drink it together
You: i can see edward being gay.
You: you can totally tell he's gay.
Stranger: Edward is a fucking faggot
Stranger: Adam Lambert
Stranger: oh yeah get this
Stranger: I mentioned to this one chick that Adam Lambert is gay
You: flipped out?
Stranger: and she was like "no hes not, just his boy friend is gay!!!"
You: holy fuck. xD
You: wow.
You: just fuckin wow.
Stranger: I loled
Stranger: it was a major facepalm moment
Stranger: elvis was turning in his grave
You: my friend doesn't know what facepalm means.
You: or "logical".
You: and she was in this college program for these smart ass high school students.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: epic fai
Stranger: fail
You: everyone else in there is stupid too. except like, two or three. and two of them are twins. smart as hell twins.
Stranger: haha
You: BUTANYWAYS. vanilla ice. what kind of name is that? he should of just called him self "sucky ass white rapper. don't mind me."
Stranger: HE IS A FAIL
Stranger: LIKE THE WORST EVAR
You: he only made one song that everyone listened to, and then stole the rest.
You: he has a greatest hits cd out, you know.
Stranger: he has hits?
You: only ice, ice baby. and that got annoying fast.
Stranger: that song sucks
You: it's stuck in my head now.
Stranger: OMG I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU
You: www.amazon.com/Best-Vanilla-Ice/dp/B00005Y7QZ even ice, ice baby is edited.
Stranger: but if it makes you feel better I have a taylor swift song in my head
You: :c poor you. if someone would call me, then TEH FINAL COUNTDOWNNNN DODODO DODODODODO DODO DODO DO DOOOOO DODO DODOOOO would be stuck in my head. but everyone that has my number are sleeping.
Stranger: ill call you real quick
You: okay. 1-985-655-2500 i may call that number one night....
You: to see if it stilll works.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: one sec
You: NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWNNN.
Stranger: wtf
You: does it still work? D:
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i thought u wanted final countdown stuck in your head?
You: it is now. :c
Stranger: ok
You: cause my niece called me.
Stranger: well im gonna get off man.
Stranger: been nice talking to you
You: same.
You: night/morning.
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: hey
You: hello.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what you into
You: scientology.
Stranger: I like vaginas
Stranger: why, that religion sucks worse than christianity
You: religion is just a cult.
Stranger: so is scientology
Stranger: face!
You: and scientology is also a religion. now. i think.
Stranger: but, Stranger: religion is just a cult.
Stranger: so, i win
Stranger: the war of god
You: by saying that you win without an official referee saying you won, you actually lost.
Stranger: oh, sore looser
You: **loser
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
You: hello.
You: hello.
You: hello.
Stranger: thank you for correcting my grammar
Stranger: but....
You: it was a spelling error.
Stranger: yeh well whatever
Stranger: why are you into scientology
You: i'm not.
You: i just like saying that.
Stranger: so we can be friends I guess
Stranger: friends who can have sex
Stranger: over
Stranger: and over again
Stranger: CAN have sex
Stranger: not that we need to
Stranger: but it's prefered
Stranger: in the butt
You: yeahok-NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.
Stranger: no fuck you
Stranger: hey, wanna see this cool you tube vid?
You: do i want to?
Stranger: yeh, its awesome, you wont regret it
Stranger: do you?
You: iguess. :c
Stranger: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
You: i like that song.
You: how did you know?
Stranger: I just had a feelin
Stranger: I understand how you feel babe
Stranger: never gonna say goodbye
Stranger: never
Stranger: never
You: i got someone to call the rick roll hotline earlier tonight.
Stranger: what number is that
You: 1-985-655-2500
Stranger: I ahve my doubts, but I'll try it
Stranger: thats pretty cool if that is real
You: it is.
You: i called it like... -looks at phone-
You: at 2:18 am (it's 2:32 am right now)
Stranger: people actually get pleasure out of listening to that song, the jokes on THEM
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: the rick rollers
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: wanna fuck?
You: nothx.
Stranger: party pooper
You: i have a boyfriend.
You: he wouldn't like that.
Stranger: well, the more the merrier
Stranger: or is it
Stranger: less is more
Stranger: huh
Stranger: wise men suck at parodoxes
Stranger: well, how are you
You: 21.
Stranger: want to trade emails?
You: uh okay. [e-mail]
Stranger: [e-mail]
Stranger: ha ha, funny
Stranger: call me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[glowlynose]

Stranger: hi (:
Stranger: from?
You: alaska. you?
Stranger: brazil sexy girls
You: xD i wouldn't be aying attention. i'm a girl too
You: paying*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

... like she expected me to droll over it. o.o;

[Deleted]

Stranger: I'm Batman
You: i'm robin.
Stranger: Kewl. go make me a sandwich bitch
You: do i look like batgirl? >
Stranger: No you look like Robin. Now go make me a sammich or I'll smack you around again and you'll have to wear your mask to hide the bruises
You: do you want a beer with that too? >
Stranger: No thank you
Stranger: I've missed you robin
You: i'm going to superman. D:<
You: at least he treats me like a man.
You: w-w-we never go out anymore. ;_;
Stranger: Fine, go to the man of steel but don't come wailing to me when you find out his dry humping dance is actually him fucking the invisible man right in front of you.
Stranger: He'll play you and betray you
You: at least he doesn't beat me. ;_;
You: and i always thought he was doing the dry hump dance for wonder woman.
You: but w/e.
Stranger: hows that sammich coming?
You: almost done.
Stranger: nevermind, I'll go out and grab something
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


;__;

[pteriforever]

Stranger: Horny
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[pteriforever]

Omegle conversation log
2009-08-08
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You: hi
You: have you read warriors?
Stranger: what? no!
You: then what HAVE you read?
Stranger: a lot of stuff reading n writing is my life
You: o....k
Stranger: yeah
You: bla, I'm bored
Stranger: y is that?
You: dunno.
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: guy
Stranger: then just go jack off



Stranger: hello __________ hows it goin. i hear its wonderful in california.
Stranger: fill in the blank............
You: umm hi?
Stranger: you fail.



Stranger: Hi. Can you give me some advice on this animation I'm making? img24.imageshack.us/img24/54s15/rrerr.gif
You: k lemme look at it...
You: ok. it's fine.
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: You're either used to getting shockers in this, are a furry, or are from Facepunch.
You: i still haven't worked out what it is.
Stranger: Have a still image then.
Stranger: rule34-images.paheal.net/786f40dece5b2de591d050a9ccef83cf/114913%20-%20Karabiner%20Legendz%20Ransshin%20Shiron.jpg
You: thx
Stranger: G'day
You: that's just nasty

(note, links do not work.)



Stranger: im hornny
You: oh are u? wut dat meen?
Stranger: how old r you
You: not tellin



Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what’s are u from？
You: have you read warriors?
Stranger: no
You: o well.
Stranger: where are u from？
You: not telling. I don't want people to come to my house with guns.



You: spam
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You: spam
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You: spam
You: spam
You: spam
You: spam
You: spam
You: spam
You: spam
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You: spam
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You: spam
Stranger: COOL STORY, BRO.



You: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Stranger: qwerty
You: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
You: lol
Stranger: where u from
You: oh gawd... i get this question every time...