Omegle is awesome.

[|| allie]

Aug 12, 2009 16:12:35 GMT -5 [ hardyrex ] said:

You: You just lost the game.
Stranger: i'm looking for a female... 9-13 years old, with a cam so that i can see her naked, or im looking for a boy 2-7 years old that i can see naked, if you're not her/him disconnect now.
You: .... o.o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what the hell. ._____.

and that t-rex is awesome, glowly. 8D

[» s a b ø r ]]

You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: female
You: you?
Stranger: m
Stranger: age?
You: 14 you?
Stranger: 76
Stranger: its good?
You: NOWAI
Stranger: yes
You: NO.WAI.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but i look like 71
You: Oh that's hot.
You have disconnected.

++++++++++

Stranger: yoooo
You: hallo
Stranger: girl or boiiii
Stranger: ??
You: girl
Stranger: me too
You: WHOA
Stranger: whoa WHAT?
You: how old is you?
Stranger: 17 years of age
You: Oh, I'm 87
Stranger: really??
You: Yes.
Stranger: sweet!
Stranger: married?
You: No. :c
Stranger: oh gosh :(
You: Albert left me for Fern.
You: Who names their kid Fern?
Stranger: im sorry.. :( so tragic
Stranger: Someone named Fickus?
You: Apparently.
Stranger: whats your name??
You: Esperanza.
Stranger: cherry :) im logan
You: It's okay though, the nursing home has plenty of fine men.
You: All of them are younger though.
Stranger: really? how much younger?
You: :( 70 and such
Stranger: oh.. well that just means they might have a little swing left in them!
You: Well then there is George, he is... what? 98?
Stranger: is george hot>
You: No.
Stranger: can i have his number??
Stranger: jaykya
Stranger: jaykay*
You: What in the world is a "jaykay"
Stranger: jaykay=jk= just kidding
You: ...You young people are quite odd I must say.
Stranger: well lordy lordy.. ive never been called odd before
Stranger: ghastly little buggers we are
Stranger: except me of course..
You: :)
Stranger: yayyyyyyyyyyyy :)
You: who are you?
Stranger: Lgan.
You: and why am I talking to you?
Stranger: Logan*
Stranger: because we are two of the most delightful people in the world with too much time on our hands
Stranger: DUH
You have disconnected.

[Pie]

You: autobots, roll out
Stranger: hello
Stranger: what it means
You: for reals?
Stranger: yea
You: autobots man o.o Optimus...Bumblebee...Prowl?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: l know
Stranger: kk
You: you better >_>
Stranger: from?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

xxxx

Stranger: hi
You: What is UP?
Stranger: fine babe
Stranger: u?
You: I am not your babe, doll
You: Fantastic, kthanks
Stranger: m/f?
You: Female all the way
Stranger: do u want to webcam sex
You: Dont have a webcam
You: ;_;
Stranger: where r u from
You: FoF
Stranger: what does it mean fof
You: Forest of Fate Bitch, and I dont want your sex! D<
You have disconnected.

xxxxx

You: autobots, roll out
Stranger: COOL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What a ho...

[hostlietakeover]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: asl?
You: 22,female, outside in your backyard.
Stranger: 13,female,brazil
You: See, I'm hunting right now.
Stranger: what your name?
You: Lizard.
You: Are you smart?
Stranger: yes
You: Hmmm, do you know if you have a high IQ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and you?
You: Hmmm, your brain might be a nice snack.
Stranger: no
You: Probably steamed and served with rice.
You have disconnected.

[glowlynose]

You: autobots, roll out
Stranger: fuck michael bay
You: ha, i know, right? he ruined everything.
You: he turned starscream into a whiney, cowardly little bitch
Stranger: that bastard
You: i know!
You: ha, and starscream looked like a kite. xD
Stranger: so, transfanboy
Stranger: clear something out for me
You: ... girl. transfangirl.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that's a rare sight
Stranger: %)
You: xD
Stranger: so rare that i even forgot what i wanted to ask
You: haha!
Stranger: if you were a transgurlie
Stranger: whom would you bang?
You: hmmmm... most likely my character, Firestarter (yes, i role play transformers)
You: or Prime
Stranger: you roleplay transformers?
Stranger: gurl, you break my world
You: ... yes. |D
You: is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Stranger: i'm not sure
You: xD
Stranger: if you're pretty
Stranger: it's okay
Stranger: i suppose
Stranger:
You: haha, i'm pretty
Stranger: well then, we can forgive pretties for their peculiarities, can we?
You: yes, we can
Stranger: the last thing i saw something with transformers was...
Stranger: some japanese adaptaion
Stranger: dozen a years ago
You: i'm watching G1 at the moment
You: well, not right now, but you know what i mean
Stranger: what do you think of megan fox?
You: urgh... she's an okay, pretty baseline actress who got lucky
Stranger: and what was that curly bloke's name?
You: shia la beouf or however his last name is spelled
Stranger: so, what about him?
You: what sort of man is named shia?
Stranger: sounds like hardcore gaybanger's nickname
You: xD yeah, it does
Stranger: once i was asked what do i think bout shia la beouf
Stranger: i said, i don't know, is she hot?
Stranger: the laughed their asses out
You: xDDD
Stranger: bastards
You: haha, that's a good one!
Stranger: oh
Stranger: gotta go
Stranger: byr

[ZEBRA ! [used to be toasty]]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: i'm italian
You: hi.
Stranger: male
You: female
Stranger: country
You: fof
You: >3
Stranger: yes
You: What. Wait?
Stranger: agw
Stranger: age
You: Ohhh.
You: ONE HUNDRED AND 5.
You: |D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi iam male looking for a horny girl with webcam ;)
You: D|
You: You suck.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hey, you play travian?
You: What's that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:c

You: hi.
You: |#
Stranger: Hi!
You: 8D HI.
Stranger: how r u/
You: Good. |3 You?
Stranger: bet yer gay??
You: ... o.O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
x3

Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
You: |3
Stranger: from?
You: ur face.
You: or my mom. |3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: HI.
You: 8D
Stranger: hi 8D
You: Hii. |3
You: So.
You: ...
Stranger: what's up?
You: The skyyyy. You?
Stranger: up is a direction xD
You: x3 Yerrr.
Stranger: i'm jeremy, nice to meet you ^.^
You: Aw. <3 I am Laura. Wonderful to meet you too~!
Stranger: i'm 16 years old and from canada :)
You: Cool. I been to Canada once. x3
Stranger: cool :D
You: :DDD Yeahhh.
You: But I only speak English so the French got.. A little too much. x3
Stranger: teehee, you sound like such a cutie, laura >w<
You: <333 Awww. I am blushing. You seem cute toooo~!
Stranger: hehe thanks :)
You: This is prolly the only decent conversation I ever had. x3
Stranger: i'm glad its with you ^.^
You: Aw. <3 I am glad it is with /you/
Stranger: hehe, now i'm blushing
You: <3 Awww. =w=
Stranger: hey, hope you don't find it weird, but can i give you something?
You: .. Um. x3 Sure.
Stranger: (>^.^)><(^.^<)
You: x333 Was that it?
Stranger: unless you want my msn, yes xD
You: <3333 Awww. So sweet.
You: Thank you. <3
You: I shall use that face for now one. |D
You: In memory for you~
You: *on
Stranger: hehe awww thanks ^.^
You: <3
Stranger: here we go: [e-mail]
You: <3333 Aww. I would love to email youu. But my parents.. e-e I am so sorry. <3 I can invite you to a roleplay site with a chatbox and a hundred cool peopleee? <3
You: Not a hundred. x3
You: About.. 70.
Stranger: uhh sure
You: D: Sorry.
Stranger: awww what's wrong? 8(
You: I feel bad for not talking. D;
You: *emailing
You: -fail-
You: forest-of-fate.proboards.com/
Stranger: awww
Stranger: its ok
You: There it is. D:
You: All the way at the bottem.
You: *Bottom
You: People are wonderful there. <3
Stranger: ok ^.^
You: And you don't need to roleplayyy.
You: Just chat. <3
Stranger: cool :D
You: Yeahh. :D
Stranger: i hope to see you there :)
You: Me too. <3 I am Toasty.
Stranger: ok :D
You: |3 yerrr
Stranger: hehe i just poster a comment x3
Stranger: posted*
You: x3 Me too.
You: Hello? )x
Stranger: aww i'm sorry
You: It is okay. 8D
You: Glad you repliedd. |3
Stranger: hey! don't be sad, just write down my email somewhere, and i'll be waiting :D
You: Okayy. <3
Stranger: hehe x3 you're SO cute
You: <333 Aww. Thank youuu so much~!
You: You to. <3
Stranger: it would be cool to one day meet you
You: Yea. <3
You: Aww. Dx I feel sadd.
You: You are so nice. .-.
Stranger: awww 8'(
You: Dx
Stranger: come here
Stranger: (>^.^)><(^.^<)
You: -hug- <3
You: YEAH. 8DD (>^.^)><(^.^<)
Stranger: hehe, thats a lot o' hearts laura :D
You: :DD YEAH.
Stranger: i read over our convo and you wrote a lot ^.^
You: D: Sorry.
Stranger: hehe its ok
You: <3
Stranger: i like them
You: Yee. :D
Stranger: say... i never asked, but where do you live?
You: Ohhh. America. .-. Maryland.
Stranger: ahh
You: Yeah. P:
Stranger: i wish you lived a bit close to toronto
Stranger: i would love to meet you :3
You: D| Sorry.
You: I would love to meet you too. <3
You: o3o
Stranger: hehehehe x3
You: |3 Sorry for the hearts.
Stranger: nahh its totally fine
You: Okay. <3
Stranger: makes you that much cuter ;D
You: Aww. <3 Thank you. >3>
You: Be right backkk.
You: Back. |3
Stranger: ok ^.^
Stranger: lol that was it?
You: Yeah. D: Sorry. I thought it would be longer.
You: Some times I say brb and I never come back. .3.
Stranger: same >P
You: x3 I forget.
You: *forgot
You: Dx
You: Yeahh.
You: I did it today.
You: 8D
Stranger: heehee
Stranger: awww 8'(
You: x3 You make me giggle.
You: DD: What?
Stranger: i have to go soon... 8.8
You: DD: Don't make it be true. D:
You: Aw. D|
Stranger: i truly am sorry 8'(
You: D: If you leave soon, come on that site alot. ;-; I go on it alot too.
Stranger: i don't want to leave you
Stranger: ohh ok
You: Dx It is okay.
You: ;___;
You: I don't want to leave you eitherrr.
Stranger: (>^.^)><(^.^<)
You: YEAH. |D (>^.^)><(^.^<)
Stranger: do you have a bf? don't worry, i'm not coming on to you
You: Best friend? x3 Yeah. Two. But one more and join the grouppp. 8D
Stranger: hehe
You: x3
Stranger: what about a boyfriend?
You: Ohh.
You: No. Dx Sorry.
Stranger: hehe thats ok
You: <3
Stranger: really though?
You: Yeah. D:
You: x3 God you are cute.
Stranger: awwww thanks ^.^
You: <3
Stranger: that means a lot :'D
Stranger: you should TOTALLY get an email address
You: No no. x3 I have one.
Stranger: 8D
Stranger: YAY!!!!!! x3
You: But my parents won't let me email.. People I never met in real life. D:
You: I am [e-mail]
Stranger: just make up a white lie ;D
You: xD Okay.
You: You can email me, but not promises I will email you back.
Stranger: i could be a umm...
You: I will try and try. <3
Stranger: a pen pal from school who moved away
You: :D Okay.
Stranger: i will wait as long as i have to to hear from you again ^.^
You: <3 Aww.
You: Thank you. <3
Stranger: 8'(
Stranger: .... i have to go now...
You: DDD8 OMG.
You: I will talk to you later, I promise.
Stranger: i will for sure email you though ;D
You: <3 Okay.
Stranger: same here :3
You: I will miss you. <3
Stranger: *kisses cheek* i'll miss you too
Stranger: byeee ^.^
You: Aw. <3 -kissed- -hugs back-
You: Bye hun! <3
You: (>^.^)><(^.^<)
Stranger: (>^.^)><(^.^<)
Stranger: bye <3
You: <33333
You: <3<3<3<3
My only.. Decent chat. D: JERAMYYY.

You: Hi.
Stranger: hi..: D
You: Hi.
Stranger: : D..U from?
You: ur face.
Stranger: eh...
You: Hi.
c:

You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi. o3o
Stranger: what
You: what.
You: WUT. >(
Stranger: o3o
You: Yeah. o3o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:c

You: OKAY SO.
Stranger: Greetings, I am going to be direct. a/s/l or disconnect. Two options one choice, make yours now.
You: I LIKE.. LLAMAS. |D
You: Direct or disconnect ryme. |D
You: LIKE.. CROW AND BOW.
You: CROW CROW CROW YOUR BOAT, GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM.
You have disconnected.
C8

Stranger: hi
You: hi.
Stranger: whats up?
You: What only girls have. >3>
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: Yess.
You: You?
Stranger: male
Stranger: how old are you?
You: TEN. 8D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
|3

Stranger: hi
You: hi.
Stranger: what dya wannA talk about?
You: idkkk.
You: what are you? female or male? >3>
Stranger: m, like you
You: WHAT.
You: I THOUGHT I WAS A GIRL.
You: BUT I GUESS NOT.
You: ;______;
Stranger: soz
You: sos.
You: I don't think I am a girl anymore.
Stranger: okay
You: And I am Hardy's kid so I can't look to see. >.>
You: I am part of this.. Cult, you see?
Stranger: okay
You: Yeah.
You have disconnected.
>3> He believed mee.

You: hi.
Stranger: hi
You: hi.
Stranger: hey
You: hey.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: hole
You: hello.
Stranger: *hola
Stranger: lol
Stranger: aloha
You: hole.
You: *hola
You: lol
You: aloha
Stranger: bonjour
You: bonjour
Stranger: salutations
You: salutations
Stranger: greetings I am from planet jupiter
You: greetings I am from planet jupiter
Stranger: okay isn't that enough?
You: okay isn't that enough?
Stranger: you must really be having fun with this
Stranger: you're trying to test me
Stranger: see if I'll leave
Stranger: well I'm not leaving
You: you must be really having fun with this.
You: God are you annoying. x3
Stranger: you messed it up
You have disconnected.
:D

Stranger: hi
You: hi.
Stranger: from?>
You: fof.
You: Or Crow's tummy. >3>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
;___;

You: hi.
Stranger: hi
You: hi.
Stranger: how are you ?
You: Idk. D: I am.. Suffering an extreme deppression.
You: See, my dad Crow is..
You: Annoying.
You: He won't leave me alone.
You: And..
You: To top it off, he says I'm not his kid. Dx
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
;-;

You: -stares-
Stranger: lookin for horny girl, are u her?
You: LOL NO. D:
You: HE DID THE SAME TO MEEE.
You: It was creepy. e-e
You: Wait.
You: DDDDDD: /YOU/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This guy is a creep. e-e

Stranger: knock knock, did the girl opened the door?
You: o.O
You: Um.
You: Yes.
You: ...
Stranger: ;0))
Stranger: : ))
You: o.o
Stranger: how old is that girl?
You: ...
You: This won't give you any ideas?
You: Will it/
You: *?
Stranger: : )
Stranger: it will give
You: OMG. D:
Stranger: with
Stranger: whom
Stranger: im talkin abou
Stranger: t
Stranger: :
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You: e-e
You: You creep.
You have disconnected.
:D

[tiger]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: HI
Stranger: hello
Stranger: welcome to walmart
Stranger: i burped
You: I love walmart. -Stabs walmart-
Stranger: did u
You: I threw up.
You: On you.
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Stranger: it tast chewwy
Stranger:
You: Yuck. Mine tasted like cheesecake.
Stranger: im gonna fart in your mouth when you are sleeping
Stranger: my farts smell like roses
You: I'm sure...
Stranger: okay i knew you would belive me
You: Yep.
Stranger: i vin bicth

[tiger]

You: Hai!
Stranger: mmmbbbbgrurulululululu
You: GKHKHKcd
Stranger: resto druid?
You: Pghhjgg Satjg?

[tiger]

Stranger: hy horny male
Stranger: i m a horny male too, please fuclkoof witrh tyour desperate virginity
You: INo.
Stranger: or stay and enjoy dey butsex
You: No.
Stranger: bye
You: You suck.
Stranger: your the honry guy looking cor cyber
You: No. I am a girl, making fun of you.
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: you enjoy that

[ZEBRA ! [used to be toasty]]

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You:
You: T REX
Stranger: nigger
You: My god. People these days suck.
Stranger: yea u
Stranger: u suck
Stranger: cocks
You: yeah /you/
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: die
Stranger: fag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
;~;

Stranger: male/female?
You: ...
You: does raimi count?
Stranger: wtf is raimi?
You: D8< HOLY CRAP YOU LAMO.
You: NOT KNOWING RAIMI IS NOT KNOWING GOD.
You: D<
Stranger: okey
Stranger: what is raimi?
You: Raimi. Hmm. >.> God, pretty much/
You: And my son
You: 's dad.
You: |D
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Crow
You: 's belly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:c


You: I see you.
Stranger: hii =)
You: MY GOD PIKACHU STOP PICKING UP CHICS. 3|
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:c

You: OMG BLUESTAR.
Stranger: heeeey
You: OMGOMGOMG IT'S ME, FIRESTAR.
Stranger: what? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: BLUESTAR, IT'S ME. |D
Stranger: GOOD TO YOU?
Stranger: KKKKK
Stranger: brazil?
You: WHATTTT?
You: NO. 3< THUNDERCLAN.
You: WHERE YOU USED TO BE.
You: NOW YOU ARE IN STARCLAN CAUSE YOU DIED.
Stranger: REALLY? O.O
You: YEAH.
You: YOU FELL IN THIS PIT.
Stranger: OMGOMGOMGOMG
You: YEAH.
You: |3 Bluestarrr. I missed you.
Stranger: poor me..
You: Yeah.
Stranger: i'm bluestar? O.O
You: Wait. o.o You never saw me.. cheating on Sandstorm?
You: YEAH YOUR BLUESTAR.
You: YOU WHERE MY FAVORITE.
Stranger: since when?
You: UNTIL YOU DIED. >|
Stranger: HOW?
You: SINCE WHEN YOU FELL OUT OF MOONFLOWER'S TUMMY.
You: IDK. STORMTAIL AND MOONFLOWER HAD FUN OR SOMETHING. >.>
Stranger: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
You: YEAH.
Stranger: I DON'T WANNA DIED
You: TOO LATE.
You: YOU SAVED YOUR CLAN. |D
You: YOU JUMPED OFF A CLIFF.
You: TO KILL THE MAN EATING DOGS. D:
You have disconnected.
|3

Stranger: ciao, hey
You: make me a sammich.
You: crow and row rymes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:c

Stranger: HEEY
You: HEYYYYY.
Stranger: WHADDDUP?
You: THE SKYY. YOU?
Stranger: SHIIIT. THE ROOF! I LOVE CAPS.
You: I LOVE SHIFT.
Stranger: I THINK YOUR MY NEW BEST FRIEND
You: WHOOO WHOOO.
You:
Stranger: HAHA. PARTY
Stranger: IM CHELSEA
Stranger: HI
You: PARTYYY.
You: I AM LAURA.
You: HI.
Stranger: SO HOWS LIFE?
You: GREATTT. YOU?
Stranger: WONDAAAFUL
You: AH-MAZINGGG.
wth.