HEY GUYES. GUYES. GUUUYES.

[jaimie]

Meet Daniel, the newest boyfriend of mine.

He has a sexy body. Shut up.

I've had a crush on him since the first day I saw him in sixth grade. He's just omg... Waaannnnnttt.
Daniel is sweet and cute and nom worthy and everything I thought he was. ;-;
"Can you see the brightest star?"
"The one kinda above the sunset?"
"Yeah. It's our star."
"Why?"
"Because it's very bright and will never go out."

See? He's sweet. But, I have a problem.
Her name is Ivy. e.e
Not my ginger Ivy, but a different one. e.e
I don't like her. She looks like she's eight, she's fucking obsessive as fuck, and hates it when Daniel is with another chick. Ivy is immature, and I just don't like her.


ANYWAYS, BACK TO DANNNNIEEEELLLL.

He gives me flowers <3, he made me a dream catcher, he understands my nerdy jokes, he's sweeeetttt.
And smells like manly vanilla.

He's a little shorter than me, but that doesn't mean hugging him isn't awesome. He can make Dane Cook jokes funny, which is haaard to do.

And for some reason, he reminds me of Slug. I dunno why.

[rixyfish]

onz.
he has glasses.
steal them.

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Jaimie: Lol I wore them today. We switched glasses and were like "wat the fuuuuuuuuck. i cant see." And yes, I stole the pc real quick from Raimi cause I don't feel like switching accounts annnd here he is.

[Slug]

-has to comment-

Attractive, sweet, and funny? he's a keeper

And, O'snap. Tell Ivy "Back it up, garbage truck. BEEP BEEP BEEP." |D Lmao, you can tell her Slug said that. <3 /shotdown

ORLY, JAIMIE? O. RL. Y?

YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE A BAD THING. D8

Lmao. Anyway, maybe it's... idk, we seem to have similar kind/nice/sweet traits, but maybe that's jus' me. xP

Also, tell Raimi I said "Gtfo yer ass and talk to usss", k?

[jaimie]

So, he's breaking ties with Ivy.
Yes, it is a good thing that Daniel reminds me of you, Slug.
He's a very loving person, and can crack a perverted joke whenever. He's also very lovey and sweet.