Post by rixyfish on May 7, 2010 21:03:45 GMT -5
ONZ 
K. SO RIXY IST VURY HYPER RIGHT NOW?
AND IS SPEAKING IN CAPS.
AND FEELS LIKE TELLING A STORY.
HERE I GO~
once upon a time there was a little boy. secretly, this little boy was not a little boy. he was actually a bird. a bird with... four heads and rabies named stan.
stan had a magical power. stan could turn people into stuff. lots of stuff. ok so not really. he could only turn people into zombies. one time he turned a cloud of nothingness named rixy into a zombie and she was liek 'OH NOES I'S A ZOMBEH D:' but then she realized she had like, super cool zombie powers so she started the zombie apocalypse and fed babies to stan. then she married a zombie man named perhaps and they became the supreme overloardz of the zombies. with capes.
rixy put stan in a cage. she thought it was kind of gross that he had four heads. perhaps was all "nuuuuuuunnnghhh" and whatever so she hit him with a tennis racket that she stole from her Official Retard, joey. when she hit perhaps with the tennis racket, he esploded and rixy was all eww, wtf. so she made joey clean it up while she went to check on her subjects.
while rixy was checking on her subjects she saw a bird. she thought it was stan but it wasn't stan, it was crowy! only since it was ironic day, crowy wasn't a crow. he was one of those little annoying birds that follow the crows around and stuff.
so rixy was like 'onz yay crowy x3' then this little pink octosquid jellyfish thing poofed in out of nowhere and was like "hai mah naem ist raimi" then rixy started laughing for no apparent reason.
then do you know what happened? of course you don't.
one of those crazy-looking cartoon whales walked up. you know, like bubby on flapjack. and it spoke whale. it was like "hai, i'm hardeh and i has no gendarrr." and it brought a little canary-thing that turned into a crocodile with eyelashes and lipstick named allie.
then rixy turned into a zombiepanda with moose antlers who wore a cape and when she stood to lead her new minions, it was behlowing in the whhind.
then raimi was like ONZS and shot everyone to death and they came back as zombies and ate babies.
they were all going back to rixy's place for crumpets and tea when suddenly stan's twin sister pam showed up and was like "aww no, you be lockin mah brutha up in thar cage? naww guurl. prupare ta die."
then they all turned into TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA ZOMBIES! and kicked pam's ugly little butt! then hardeh locked her up in the cage with stan and they slowly digested their livers.
what? that's kind of gross.
anyways. they all became bestestest friends forever never and lived inside this circle: O
ONZ THE END<3
DID YOU LIKE IT?
K I CAN FIX IT.
SO IF YOU WANNA BE INSIDE THE CIRCLE YOU TELL RIXY.
K. SO RIXY IST VURY HYPER RIGHT NOW?
AND IS SPEAKING IN CAPS.
AND FEELS LIKE TELLING A STORY.
HERE I GO~
once upon a time there was a little boy. secretly, this little boy was not a little boy. he was actually a bird. a bird with... four heads and rabies named stan.
stan had a magical power. stan could turn people into stuff. lots of stuff. ok so not really. he could only turn people into zombies. one time he turned a cloud of nothingness named rixy into a zombie and she was liek 'OH NOES I'S A ZOMBEH D:' but then she realized she had like, super cool zombie powers so she started the zombie apocalypse and fed babies to stan. then she married a zombie man named perhaps and they became the supreme overloardz of the zombies. with capes.
rixy put stan in a cage. she thought it was kind of gross that he had four heads. perhaps was all "nuuuuuuunnnghhh" and whatever so she hit him with a tennis racket that she stole from her Official Retard, joey. when she hit perhaps with the tennis racket, he esploded and rixy was all eww, wtf. so she made joey clean it up while she went to check on her subjects.
while rixy was checking on her subjects she saw a bird. she thought it was stan but it wasn't stan, it was crowy! only since it was ironic day, crowy wasn't a crow. he was one of those little annoying birds that follow the crows around and stuff.
so rixy was like 'onz yay crowy x3' then this little pink octosquid jellyfish thing poofed in out of nowhere and was like "hai mah naem ist raimi" then rixy started laughing for no apparent reason.
then do you know what happened? of course you don't.
one of those crazy-looking cartoon whales walked up. you know, like bubby on flapjack. and it spoke whale. it was like "hai, i'm hardeh and i has no gendarrr." and it brought a little canary-thing that turned into a crocodile with eyelashes and lipstick named allie.
then rixy turned into a zombiepanda with moose antlers who wore a cape and when she stood to lead her new minions, it was behlowing in the whhind.
then raimi was like ONZS and shot everyone to death and they came back as zombies and ate babies.
they were all going back to rixy's place for crumpets and tea when suddenly stan's twin sister pam showed up and was like "aww no, you be lockin mah brutha up in thar cage? naww guurl. prupare ta die."
then they all turned into TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA ZOMBIES! and kicked pam's ugly little butt! then hardeh locked her up in the cage with stan and they slowly digested their livers.
what? that's kind of gross.
anyways. they all became bestestest friends forever never and lived inside this circle: O
ONZ THE END<3
DID YOU LIKE IT?
K I CAN FIX IT.
SO IF YOU WANNA BE INSIDE THE CIRCLE YOU TELL RIXY.
We have a cbox again and we're opening the place up as a closed, members only rp