Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2009 4:17:15 GMT -5
Heyo, I'm Raimi, and I demand a redo. : D
Once upon a time, a year before Graham Chapman died, some annoying baby was born. He was named Ezekiel for some odd reason. But we don't care about his real name, now do we?
There was no childhood for him, so we'll skip that. It's all moving city to city, changing schools every so months, and the latest installments of -profanity- boyfriends/new dads. The worse two were Roger, who looked like a young Brad Pitt (but was about as deadly and off the rocker as Charles Manson), and Terry, Jaimie's (Jayme) deadbeat of a father.
He grew up hanging out with his older sister, Amanda, and watching horror movies. That was when he ran into The Evil Dead and fell in love with Bruce Campbell. And also sorta got scarred for life, afraid of going into the woods (trees ;_; ), and having his bed by the window. Stupid tree raping scene from the movie. D<
1994, Jaimie came along. 1994, they moved out of Corsicana (thank God). 1994, they moved back to Temple. He was 8.
Lets skip 7 years. Around 15, he realized he wasn't attracted to chicks like the rest of the guys. That was also when he came out the closet to his family and close friends. They had their suspicions, though. Thanks, a-holes.
19. He goes to New Jersey with a couple of friends. It sorta sucks. Jersey -profanity- sucks. All it was was drinking, smoking, and moving whenever rent was due. Holding jobs was about as hard as keeping an apartment for longer than a month. Hey, at least he got a cool nickname out of it (Raimi).
2 (almost 3) years later, he moves back to mom and step dad, Bruce. Also, annoying preteen Jaimie is still there.
Woo, go present. Now, he works at Game Stop, is on the PC most of the time, and has a possible ulcer. Lets also not forget he's dramatic, some what funny (but not really), nice (at times), and hates post policemen (and doctors).
~Movies~
The Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
Nightmare on Elm Street (allllll of themmmm)
Princess Bride
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
History of the World: Part 1
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
W.
Rebirth of a Nation
Yiff In Hell (2, the Ranting Gryphon)
Live in Germany (2, the Ranting Gryphon)
Alice in Wonderland
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python's Meaning of Life
Monty Python's Life of Brian
Tropic Thunder
Accepted
Be Kind, Rewind
Dogma
Little Nicky
Mallrats
Clerks
Clerks 2
Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back
Lost Boys
Lost Boys 2
And Now For Something Completely Different
Rocky Horror Picture Show
~And many moar~
Musicz
Wednesday 13
Green Day
Mindless Self Indulgence
Ramones
Janis Joplin
The Beatles
John Lennon
The Doors
Calabrese
Creature Feature
Black Sabbath
Ozzy Osborne
The Network
Dir en Grey
Aerosmith
Adam Ant
X
The Germs
Sex Pistols
Gun 'N' Roses
Suicide Machines
Misfits
Generation X
Billy Idol
Deadmilk Men
The Bee Gees
Rancid
The Casualties
Small Arms Dealers
Anti-Flag
Black Flag
The Exploited
Meatloaf
Tenacious D
Richard Hell
David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust
Rolling Stones
Queen
Klaxons
Mr. T Experience
Arrogant Worms
The Cramps
I Set My Friends On Fire
Incubus
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Jimi Hendrix
They Might Be Giants
The Offspring
MxPx
NoFx
Marty Robbins
As The Plot Thickens
Apples in the Stereos
Foxboro Hottubs
Bones Brigade
Eminem
Television Shows
Kaput and Zosky
Invader Zim
Burn Notice
CSI (all of them)
Law and Order (all of them)
NCIS
Demetri Martin Important Things
Dr. Horrible Sing-Along Blog (or is this more of a movie? ._.)
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Books
Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way
If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor
High School of the Dead
Cirque Du Freak
World War Z
Marvel Zombies VS Army of Darkness
Fillerbunny
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Through the Looking Glass
Looking Glass Wars
John Dies at the End
Heroes
2, the Ranting Gryphon
Jimmy Urine
Lyn-Z
Bruce Campbell
Sid Vicious
Johnny Rotten
Janis Joplin
Green Day
Che ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Christopher Titus
George Carlin
~And moar~
Lovers
Everyone on hereee. Too many to list. ^^;
Jaimie/Jayme
My irl friends
Amanda
'Manda
I tried to name everything band/TV show/movie/book that I love. D:
Once upon a time, a year before Graham Chapman died, some annoying baby was born. He was named Ezekiel for some odd reason. But we don't care about his real name, now do we?
There was no childhood for him, so we'll skip that. It's all moving city to city, changing schools every so months, and the latest installments of -profanity- boyfriends/new dads. The worse two were Roger, who looked like a young Brad Pitt (but was about as deadly and off the rocker as Charles Manson), and Terry, Jaimie's (Jayme) deadbeat of a father.
He grew up hanging out with his older sister, Amanda, and watching horror movies. That was when he ran into The Evil Dead and fell in love with Bruce Campbell. And also sorta got scarred for life, afraid of going into the woods (trees ;_; ), and having his bed by the window. Stupid tree raping scene from the movie. D<
1994, Jaimie came along. 1994, they moved out of Corsicana (thank God). 1994, they moved back to Temple. He was 8.
Lets skip 7 years. Around 15, he realized he wasn't attracted to chicks like the rest of the guys. That was also when he came out the closet to his family and close friends. They had their suspicions, though. Thanks, a-holes.
19. He goes to New Jersey with a couple of friends. It sorta sucks. Jersey -profanity- sucks. All it was was drinking, smoking, and moving whenever rent was due. Holding jobs was about as hard as keeping an apartment for longer than a month. Hey, at least he got a cool nickname out of it (Raimi).
2 (almost 3) years later, he moves back to mom and step dad, Bruce. Also, annoying preteen Jaimie is still there.
Woo, go present. Now, he works at Game Stop, is on the PC most of the time, and has a possible ulcer. Lets also not forget he's dramatic, some what funny (but not really), nice (at times), and hates post policemen (and doctors).
~Movies~
The Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
Nightmare on Elm Street (allllll of themmmm)
Princess Bride
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
History of the World: Part 1
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
W.
Rebirth of a Nation
Yiff In Hell (2, the Ranting Gryphon)
Live in Germany (2, the Ranting Gryphon)
Alice in Wonderland
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python's Meaning of Life
Monty Python's Life of Brian
Tropic Thunder
Accepted
Be Kind, Rewind
Dogma
Little Nicky
Mallrats
Clerks
Clerks 2
Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back
Lost Boys
Lost Boys 2
And Now For Something Completely Different
Rocky Horror Picture Show
~And many moar~
Musicz
Wednesday 13
Green Day
Mindless Self Indulgence
Ramones
Janis Joplin
The Beatles
John Lennon
The Doors
Calabrese
Creature Feature
Black Sabbath
Ozzy Osborne
The Network
Dir en Grey
Aerosmith
Adam Ant
X
The Germs
Sex Pistols
Gun 'N' Roses
Suicide Machines
Misfits
Generation X
Billy Idol
Deadmilk Men
The Bee Gees
Rancid
The Casualties
Small Arms Dealers
Anti-Flag
Black Flag
The Exploited
Meatloaf
Tenacious D
Richard Hell
David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust
Rolling Stones
Queen
Klaxons
Mr. T Experience
Arrogant Worms
The Cramps
I Set My Friends On Fire
Incubus
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Jimi Hendrix
They Might Be Giants
The Offspring
MxPx
NoFx
Marty Robbins
As The Plot Thickens
Apples in the Stereos
Foxboro Hottubs
Bones Brigade
Eminem
Television Shows
Kaput and Zosky
Invader Zim
Burn Notice
CSI (all of them)
Law and Order (all of them)
NCIS
Demetri Martin Important Things
Dr. Horrible Sing-Along Blog (or is this more of a movie? ._.)
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Books
Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way
If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor
High School of the Dead
Cirque Du Freak
World War Z
Marvel Zombies VS Army of Darkness
Fillerbunny
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Through the Looking Glass
Looking Glass Wars
John Dies at the End
Heroes
2, the Ranting Gryphon
Jimmy Urine
Lyn-Z
Bruce Campbell
Sid Vicious
Johnny Rotten
Janis Joplin
Green Day
Che ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Christopher Titus
George Carlin
~And moar~
Lovers
Everyone on hereee. Too many to list. ^^;
Jaimie/Jayme
My irl friends
Amanda
'Manda
I tried to name everything band/TV show/movie/book that I love. D: