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[Crowzerplorodon]

Haha, first journal ~

So uh, to set like, an example for other journals, I'm list my journal's rules here.

Go ahead an post here. But don't feel hurt if I delete your post. I may just do that. P: PM is also another way you can talk about these things, if you want, I guess. Also, everything here is Cbox safe, unless I specifically... specify it. :D?

Dis is for... to-do lists and graphic art dumps and... possibly note to selfs.

I dunno. I just need some lame-ass post to start this off. Maybe I'll redo it later ~

[Crowzerplorodon]

CROW'S FAMILY ~
'Cause he's tired of people asking.

So there's my mom, Glenda, who's in her late 40s. I don't actually know how old she is, and, well, you're not supposed to ask a chick her age, amirite? Anyway, she travels a lot. Not to fancy places, mostly just up and down the east coast, especially to New York. She does business with a lot of other companies. Despite her personality (grumpy, snarky, unmother-like ) she's actually really good with public relations. Apparently, she can put on a smile and dance like she's 20 if I'm not around. Oh well. I love my snarky mom.

And then there's my dad who's actually my step-dad. He's been my step-dad since I was... three, so he's my dad. His name's Greg, but we call him McGregor, 'cause he used to look like Ewan McGregor. Uh, he's a computer specialist and works with websites (like father like son?), so he's almost always home. And we get along really well. Except that he likes Macs more than PCs. 'Cause of that, we'll never really get along ~ /kidding. Uh... He's pretty awesome. The only person to beat Roscoe in chess. Ever.

Cissy (Cecilia) is my older sister. She's 24, and married, and makes the best god fer damn tuna salad this side of the Rockies. I don't see her much 'cause she lives in Florida with her husband, but I like her. She makes a bunch of funny jokes that only I get, because no one else understands her humor. And her husband is Rick, who I don't like... 'Cause he took her from us. >.> Yeah, s'kinda selfish.

And then Jason is my older brother. He's 19 and in college right now. Same college as Roscoe, actually. But uh, we're like twins, though not identical ones. We did everything together since we were 'ittle boys. And I don't know what to say about him except that if he saw me not knowing what to say about him he'd probably go ape-shit on me. xD He wrote a six page paper back in high school about me, and I've yet to return the favor.

Cissy and Jason are my step-dad's kids, by the way. So we're not technically related by blood.

And Alexis is my younger sister who I don't like because well, YOUNGER SISTER. But uhm, she's just really weird. And she has a lot of friends. And she brings them over to our place like every night. So I can't focus when she has over 9000 friends in the basement watching MTV. Andddd... She's 14? She's my half-sister, 'cause she's my step-dad and mom's child ~

Other People ~
Roscoe - ... y'all know Roscoe.
Spencer - best friend since like evar. |D
Helen - ex-fiance-who-is-still-my-fiance-what.
Bruce - ... y'all know Bruce, too. Sorta. boss-man ~
Kennan - Jason's bffjill who is now my school bff, 'cause he's in my grade.

... I think that's it. :D Now y'all know 'bout Crow's family ~

/shot'd