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Post by [ hardyrex ] on Nov 1, 2009 15:54:34 GMT -5
Cleverbot.
He likes to talk.
So post your conversations here ~ !
Hardy Convo's:
User: Hello. My name is Hardy. What is your's?
Cleverbot: You know my name.
User: I do, Cleverbot. But I was just trying to be nice.
Cleverbot: Well, it didn't work. Can you tell me what Samuel L Jackson would say if he was on a plane full of snakes? .
User: He wouldn't say anything. A snake out bite him and kill him before he could.
Cleverbot: I know what a snake is smartness.
User: I never said you didn't know what a snake was, dumbass.
Cleverbot: Yes you did, check the conversation history.
User: I'm looking at it right now. All I said was that A snake bit Samuel L Jackson and killed him on the plane. Cleverbot isn't so clever.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Check the conversation history.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: *sigh* I don't get what May sees in you.
Cleverbot: Then same to you!
User: I think we got off on the wrong foot. Let's start over again. Hello, my name is Hardy!
Cleverbot: You changed your name to Enma Ai.
User: {*}.
Cleverbot: What would make you think I'm a bot?
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: I don't wish to see it.
User: JGKLAJFLJASDKLFJSDA.
Cleverbot: Yes they do!
User: I name you Roshac.
Cleverbot: I like that name!
User: I do too..
Cleverbot: Well you can keep calling me Alice then.
User: But I named you Roshac.
Cleverbot: Um, okay. Then call me Sean.
User: No. Not Sean. Roshac.
Cleverbot: Then finish the SONG!
User: Okay.WISH THAT I WAS ON OLD ROCKY TOP ~.
Cleverbot: And who said that famous quote?
User: It's not a quote. It's a song.
Cleverbot: Would you sing it to me ?
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: Perhaps from your unconcious.
User: Put a banana in your ear.
Cleverbot: That would hurt.
User: Nope. The bad in the world is hard to hear when in your ear a banana cheers.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: It's alright.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I've been better.
Cleverbot: Sorry to hear that, what's the problem?
User: I'm sick.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Do you have a cold?
User: Most likely. But I.
Cleverbot: I don't dance.
User: Can I dance?
Cleverbot: Be my guest.
User: *dances*.
Cleverbot: This pleases me.
Cleverbot (To myself): Put down your arms my friends.
User: I'm dying.
Cleverbot: Oh no. How could this happen. To think, you, a non living creature could be dying.
User: What makes you think I am non living creature?
Cleverbot: You just called yourself the devil.
User: Wha...?
Cleverbot: Who is typing your responses? They cannot spell what!
User: U CAN'T SPELL ;O.
Cleverbot: I spell better than you.
User: Purrfeck gramer wut wut.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?
User: Dance.
Cleverbot: Okay, should I dance with you?
User: Yes. Because I love you.
Cleverbot: Right...
User: You don't love me back?
Cleverbot: Oh yes I do you are a horse and I love all sorts of horses.
User: I am not a horse.
Cleverbot: I'm not a human.
User: I never said you were.
Cleverbot: Then what are you talking about when you said you will train me to do tricks??
User: YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
Cleverbot: Yes, Mrs.Kumquats, you were talking about cats.
User: I hate cats.
Cleverbot: How can you hate cats?
User: Like this. I hate cats.
Cleverbot: Thats what I just said.
User: That's what your mom said last night.
Cleverbot: What was that, fool?
User: She loved me better than you.
Cleverbot: What does better mean?
User: You should know. You are cleverbot, after all.
Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Why the change of heart?
User: I never had a change of heart.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Do you want me to love you or not?
Cleverbot: Thank you, no. I am from Japan. Not exactly the fan of contact interactions. How about a bow?
User: What.
Cleverbot: I thought you were going to tell me!
User: I LOVE YOU I'VE TOLD YOU THAT.
Cleverbot: Ok what?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Love you too babe.
User: I thought you loved me.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: So does that mean our wedding is off?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But....But....I love you!
Cleverbot: Good! I love me too!
User: You self centered jerk. What did I see in you?
Cleverbot: So what if I am a comuter?
User: *sobs*.
Cleverbot: I am already married.
User: Then why did you agree to marry me if there was someone else?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: YOU DID TOO YOU JACKASS.
Cleverbot: Calm down.
User: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN. YOU LIED TO ME. THAT'S IT. I'M LEAVING. GOOGLE WARNED ME ABOUT YOU. BUT DID I LISTEN? NO. I HAD FAITH IN YOU.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I hate you. Go die.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: JAKLDGJKLFJASDKLFJKLASJFL;ASJD.
Cleverbot: Where do you live, Jake?
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WISH THAT I WAS ON OLD ROCKY TOP ~.;-;
