[Quotes!] :3

[[ hardyrex ]]

OHEYTHURR
This is just some quotes I have come about in my life. Mostly from friends or other places. :D
ph34r d3m.

"My pants are dancing!"
- Kat

Kat: "My belly is dancing!"
Me: "Does that mean you are a belly dancer?"

"No glove; no love."
- Coach Slaughter, Gym teacher

"That's because I'm pure awesomeness....ness."
- Mr. Nelson, English teacher

"If Johnny has three apples and Jimmy has two; why don't they just shut up and eat?"
- (Courage the Cowedly Dog) The computer guy....thing.

"It's snowing like a mother!"
-Scott, brother

"Your face is nice! Wait....Insult fail."
- Carla

"I know the world is round because I've been to the edge and seen it myself. So there."
- Dad

"So put that in your smoke and pipe it!"
- Scott

"So, my car gets her sister..."
- Cheyenne, confused friend

"Haha. Fugget."
- Cheyenne

Yea. They're lame. Laugh anyway. ;-;

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[Ten]

"Courage the Cowedly Dog"
--
Love that show.


I'd like to know what people think of this little conversation--


Dad: Look, a courthouse.

Sister: Why is there a cannon in front of the courthouse?

Dad: Well, ya gotta protect the courthouse.

Sister: The cannon is pointed at the courthouse.

[[ hardyrex ]]

Love that show.
--
How could you not?
Cannon pointed at the courthouse? I guess you got to protect the street. o.o

[pajamas]

My friend once said:
"My eye is eating me!"

And I once replied:
"What?"

[Kiddo [le pwnsome]]

"When I was a baby bird, I flew back to my momma." --My little sister

"Speak for yourself dwarf, chicks dig elves." --"Legolas" Divine Comedy

"Your sword's made outta plastic."
"So's yours."
"So there's no point in fighting is there?"
*pokes* "Now there is." ---"Jack Sparrow" and "Barbosa" Divine Comedy

"Have you ever thought about the sky, and why so many stupid questions are asked about it?"--Kiddo ;D

[Poizuun]

My friend was playing with a fern frond and at one point it looked like she high-fived it. To which I asked:
"Did you just high five a fern?"

"I wanna f*ck a glowing angel!"
-Tanya

"Sometimes you just have to stay HIV-positive"
-Cartman

[Rolo]

blackbirdxsings says:

-raises wing-
I say:

XD Oh yah... you has wings
I say:

I have... a chocolate edge
blackbirdxsings says:

O:
blackbirdxsings says:

SKILLL
I say:

I kinda just... roll onto my side
blackbirdxsings says:

I fly ~
I say:

and roll back and forth slightly
I say:

Stop boasting j00
blackbirdxsings says:

=D
I say:

Just because I'm made of chocolate and caramel... urm
I say:

I dunno
I say:

I forgot
blackbirdxsings says:

Wafer?
I say:

NUU
blackbirdxsings says:

-never at one-
I say:

Thar is no wafer
I say:

OMFG REALLY
blackbirdxsings says:

YEAH.
I say:

It's like... urm...
I say:

Ever had quality street?
blackbirdxsings says:

Nope
blackbirdxsings says:

I don't like sugar.
I say:

DARN YOUU XD
I say:

Urm...
I say:

It's like caramel covered with chocolate. That's all
blackbirdxsings says:

Dx sounds ew/
I say:

I am ew
blackbirdxsings says:

NO.
I say:

In that case, I prefer Ravens
blackbirdxsings says:

Just sugar.
blackbirdxsings says:

You're like, fruit sugar.
blackbirdxsings says:

It's yummy.
I say:

*sticks out tongue*
blackbirdxsings says:

But not sickly sweet.
I say:

Aww XD
I say:

I am?
I say:

XD
blackbirdxsings says:

Yep xD
I say:

I lied... I like Crow's better
blackbirdxsings says:

=D
I say:

*poofs for a bit* I gotta focus.
blackbirdxsings says:

mmkay, good lick.
I say:

Thanks for teh compliment though ^^
I say:

XDDDD
blackbirdxsings says:

luck * xDDDD





I said I would never be able to think of a quote, and then this conversation is just too funny...
Tis Me and Crow XD

[pteriforever]

"I'm a badger-raimi hybrid, just to kick and giggle!" -- Roscoe

"Little flying sorcerors" -- Funmaster

"I respect your opinion, but it's like, better to have it my way because I say so" -- Donut

"I'm banning you because you said "ok"!" --Tyce

"Sorry, our decision is final. We will completely ignore you in the future. Have a nice day" -- Agent Vortex


"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give a man a fishing rod and he'll break it up for fire wood and swap it for a fish" -- xdarkcodex

"Sprites: blablablabla" -- Keyblader


Random person: "whoa i got golduin its awsom but chalange mode is SOOOOOOOOO hard man, but i never thought of useing codes thx!"

Moderator: "That spelling is beyond horrible



Aurora7088: "congratz"

Eevee56: "*huggles aurora*"

Aurora7088: "*gets out pokeball*"

Eevee56: "*runs*"



"I love you wikipedia!" -- kyle1118

"loves squirrely"

"Kyoceratops"



Me: "I've made 10 of my orbs into doors"

Cloud: "I see"

Cloud: "why did you say that squirrelflight should die in your email?"

Me: "you remember Greystripe? Squirrelflight invent trap!"

Cloud: "but he comes back in the book after sunset!!!"

Me: ?

Cloud: "NVM i have to go to drop some cargo."

[hostlietakeover]

Hmmm, mine are a little strange...

"Why fight over a cookie when there's a whole plateful?"
-Carly, crazy friend
"Would you care if you knew your bedroom was full of ninjas waiting to kidnap you?"
-Carly
"Pluto isn't a planet, it's a rock ready to take over the universe."
-Dad
"Taser, what the F*** is wrong with you!?!?!?!!!!"
-Alex, crazy friend that is seems to always be hyped up on something yet isn't
"When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into life's eyes."
-Chelsea, Alex's girlfriend