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[allie] KUTNER?: AND I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT ME AND MY FRIENDS RODE A RIDE LIKE THE TOWER OF TERROR OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND THEN WE ATE MASHED POTATOES. :DD
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: NO KIDDO.
(Raimi) HOUSE: NO QUITING FOR WILSON.
Kiddo: WAS I A NAZI?
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND ILU2, KIDDO.
(Raimi) HOUSE: WILSON, OU ARE NOT QUITTING.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: IT WAS ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST. YOU GUYS WERE IN IT. D:
[allie] KUTNER?: BYE KIDDO!
Kiddo: D: My mom's making me get off now. Thank you for saving me. ILU
[allie] KUTNER?: WHAT WAS IT ABOUT?
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: D:
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: I HAD A WEIRD DREAM LAST NIGHT.
Kiddo: I was eating popcorn through the whole thing. You guys should ttly make a movie outta that.
[allie] KUTNER?: "DON'T LAUGH AT MY MOOBS, ALLIE. D<" :X
(Aspen)No. 13: -Rejoices- PIZZA PARTEH!
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: HOUSE. I-I QUIT. D<
Kiddo is not dyin: I LOVE MEHSELF NAO
Kiddo is not dyin:
(Raimi) HOUSE: YAYYYY.
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND NOT SICK.
(Raimi) HOUSE: KIDDO IS HEALED.
Kiddo is dyin: 10
(Raimi) HOUSE: ~~~NEXT DAY~~~
Kiddo is dyin: 15
(Raimi) HOUSE: -DRILLS HOLE INTO KIDDO'S SKULL-
Kiddo is dyin: 20
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: DON'T LAUGH AT MY MOOBS, ALLIE. D<
Kiddo is dyin: *barfs again* I've got 30 seconds.
[allie] KUTNER?: "I-I GOT SURGERY AND PUT BOOBS ON MYSELF." xDDDD
[allie] KUTNER?: "KUTNER, STOP YAWNING. YOU'RE GETTING YOUR YAWNING GERMS ALL OVER ME. >(" IDC.
6 Mar 09, 21:27
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: I-I GOT SURGERY AND PUT BOOBS ON MYSELF.
[allie] KUTNER?: I put pictures up.
(Raimi) HOUSE: **D:
(Raimi) HOUSE: WTH, WISLON. d:
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: UM...CARRY ON
(Raimi) HOUSE: KUTNER, STOP YAWNING. YOU'RE GETTING YOUR YAWNING GERMS ALL OVER ME. >(
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: My boobs are itchy. ;__;
(Raimi) HOUSE: IT MAKES SENSE NAO.
[allie] KUTNER?: -yawns-
Kiddo is dyin: MY BODEH IS FALLIN APART ALL OVAH DA PLAYC
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON HER EMOTIONAL PART OF THE BRAIN.
(Raimi) HOUSE: OMG.
(Raimi) HOUSE: IT'S A GALL BLADDER FAILURE.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: -nearly fell out of chair laughing-
(Raimi) HOUSE: STOP BARFIN- OMG.
Kiddo is dyin: *barfs*
(Raimi) HOUSE: WE NEED A CUDDY TO TELL ME THAT THIS IS DANGEROUS, AND IF I DO THIS, I HAVE TO LOOK AT HER BEWBS LONGER. D<
who is nommin my mom?!?!: D<
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR MO-- -shot-
(Raimi) HOUSE: DRILL A HOLE IN THERE.
(Raimi) HOUSE: LOOK AT THAT.
(Raimi) HOUSE: THERE IS TOO MUCH BLOOD IN HER BRAIN.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: ORLY?
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: I'LL SAVE HERRRR.
(Aspen)No. 13: -Uses Paddles on Kiddo-
(Raimi) HOUSE: DD< OMG. I NO WUTS RONG WIF HUR.
(Raimi) HOUSE: YES, WILSON, BUT ONLY IF WE SAVE KIDDO IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: P-PIZZA PARTY? ;O
(Raimi) HOUSE: I AM A CRIPLE.
(Aspen)No. 13: -Gasp- SAVE THE PIZZA PARTY. -Runs to Kiddo-
Kiddo is dying: i wan pizza....nao......
(Aspen)No. 13: ME?!?! D: I HAVE A DISEASE. TAKE A CHILL PILLZZ
(Raimi) HOUSE: AT ALL.
(Raimi) HOUSE: IF WE DON'T CURE KIDDO IN 5 MINUTES, THERE IS NO PIZZA PARTY.
6 Mar 09, 21:22
Claw[[Wilson;;]]:
Kiddo is dying: D8
(Raimi) HOUSE: DARNIT, NO. 13
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND OMG. YOUR EYES ARE BLEEDIN.
(Raimi) HOUSE: OH NO. KIDDO IS SWEATING BLOOD.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: I-IT WAS...THE...I DUNNO? D:
Kiddo is dying: I can't change my name to Viral or you'd let me die. Or kill me. *extremely eloquent for a dying person*
(Raimi) HOUSE: WUT WILSON? THEN WHAT WAS THAT THE OTHER NIGHT? D:
Rolo: House is amazing. I wanna see series 5 but I want the original charries back as they were -_-
(Raimi) HOUSE: THANKS, ROLO.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: I-I CAN'T DO VOODOO HOUSE. ;__;
[allie] KUTNER?: "KIDDO, YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR NAME TO VIRAL." LOLOLOLOL. -cough-
Rolo: www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/ <-- Raimi
(Raimi) HOUSE: "VOODOO?" YES. VOODOO.
(Raimi) HOUSE: KIDDO, YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR NAME TO VIRAL.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: VOODOO?
(Aspen)No. 13: He's scary when Raimi is him. ;__; -- I agree. D:
(Raimi) HOUSE: "He's scary when Raimi is him. ;__;" ... HOW SO? DD<
Kiddo is dying: c-cl-c-cla-aw?
(Raimi) HOUSE: YES, WILSON, KIDDO IS DYING.
(Aspen)No. 13: KIDDO IS DYING. D: -Saves for now-
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: @aspen;; He's scary when Raimi is him. ;__;
(Raimi) HOUSE: NOW WILSON, DO SOME VOODOO AND SAVE THIS DYING GURL.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: K-KIDDO?
(Aspen)No. 13: HOUSE IS SCARY. D:---HOUSE IS AWESOME.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: O:
*dying*: DD;
Claw[[Passive;;]]: OKAY. xD
[allie] KUTNER?: "=DDDDDDDD" -punts-
(Raimi) HOUSE: CLAW, BE WILSON.
Claw[[Passive;;]]: HOUSE IS SCARY. D:
Chase: "I FISH MY CANE OUT OF YOUR STOMACH." Crow and Fish are two different people.
Chase: "DDDDDDDD<" =DDDDDDDD
Claw[[Passive;;]]: O:
(Raimi) HOUSE: CHASE, IF YOU'RE CROW, I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU AFTER I FISH MY CANE OUT OF YOUR STOMACH.
Chase: * 48 hours
[allie] KUTNER?: "You can call me Plz. ;D" SDJLHFKDJHRTDSJL DDDDDDDD<
Chase: "MAI CANE." ...you can wait 48 right?
Rolo: Is season 5 of House good?
*not seen it yet* We have to wait sooo longgg
(Raimi) HOUSE: ;_; MAI CANE.
heart monitor: bip.....bip...........bip.............................bip.........bip.............................bip.....bip......................................................bip...............bip................
Chase: "Just tell me, plz." You can call me Plz. ;D
[allie] KUTNER?: "-noms cane-" RUDE.
(Aspen)No. 13: I SHALL BE WILSON AS WELL. -Savesday-
[allie] KUTNER?: BLUNK.
Chase: "AND CHASE, I WANT MY CANE BACK." -noms cane-
(Raimi) HOUSE: ;_;
(Raimi) HOUSE: PJ, BE WILSON.
[allie] KUTNER?: "I'unno. I didn't. My name's been the same since I was born." Just tell me, plz.
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND CHASE, I WANT MY CANE BACK.
(Aspen)No. 13: Nowai XD--Totally. He also thinks American kids are fat slobs.
[allie] KUTNER?: "OMG, KUTNER, YOU IS AMAZIN." I KNOW IT. ;D
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND WTH IS YOUR NAME?
*under* *mumbles*: *is literally eating popcorn*
(Raimi) HOUSE: ANOTHER MRI WONT HALP, NO. 13
Rolo: "Austrailian. :3" orly? I thought he was british. <--- Nowai XD
Chase: "Who... changed their name to Chase?" I'unno. I didn't. My name's been the same since I was born.
(Raimi) HOUSE: I MEAN, DD< DARNING KUTNER
(Raimi) HOUSE: OMG, KUTNER, YOU IS AMAZIN.
[allie] KUTNER?: "Well, you typed 'that'." -deep breath- Who... changed their name to Chase?
(Aspen)No. 13: orly? I thought he was british.--Nope. ;D He's an Aussie girl.
*under* *mumbles*: inezzacly17minutzimmady
Chase: "Austrailian. :3" orly? I thought he was british.
(Aspen)No. 13: -Runs to save Kiddo-
[allie] KUTNER?: OHNO KIDDO DIED. SO SAD. -BRINGS HER BACK TO LIFE- PROBLEM SOLVED. D<
Chase: "who just typed that?" Well, you typed 'that'.
(Aspen)No. 13: the british guy.---Austrailian. :3
[allie] KUTNER?: "the british guy." Well yeah, but... who just typed that?
(Raimi) HOUSE: DFKDLG. NICE JOB.
(Raimi) HOUSE: OMG, NO. 13, KIDDO IS DYING.
6 Mar 09, 21:13
(Raimi) HEARTMONITORTHING: BEEPBEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Chase: "Who is Chase again?" the british guy.
*under* *mumbles*: ehhhhh......
(Raimi) HOUSE: I'LL DOUBLE AS WILSON THEN.
(Raimi) HOUSE: DDD:
[allie] KUTNER?: Who is Chase again?
*under*: *dying*
Chase: is back
[allie] KUTNER?: WELL BE HIM ANYWAY.
[allie] KUTNER?: PJ, BE WILSON.
Pajama Llama: *House
Pajama Llama: -doesn't watch house-
[allie] KUTNER?: ANYWAY. -RUNS AROUND SCREAMING IN PANIC-
Pajama Llama: Oh. House M.D.
*under*: zzz
[allie] KUTNER?: I have to change my age on my bio.
(Raimi) HOUSE: PJ, BE WILSON.
(Raimi) WILSON: DARNIT HOUSE. IT ISN'T CANCUR. IT'S OBV. SOMETHING ELSE.
Pajama Llama: What...
[allie] KUTNER?: :OOO!
*under*: -_-
(Raimi) HOUSE: D: I'LL DOUBLE AS WILSON.
(Raimi) HOUSE: ... WE NEED TO SAVE THIS CONVERSATION.
[allie] KUTNER?: OYEAHRITE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE BRAIN CANCER?
No. 13: CALL WILSON. HE IS CANCER SPECIALIST.
(Raimi) HOUSE: SO NOW IT'S LIKE A BRAIN TUMOR OR SOMETHING.
(Raimi) HOUSE: HER HEART FAIL'D ON THE SURGERY TABLE.
[allie] KUTNER?: "I SEE THE LIGHT, BRB." EXACTLY. D:
(Raimi) HOUSE: "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DYING." "I SEE THE LIGHT, BRB."
[allie] KUTNER?: I THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST SUICIDAL?
(Raimi) HOUSE: BRAIIIIN CANCER.
[allie] KUTNER?: " brb" HOW CAN YOU BRB? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DYING.
(Raimi) HOUSE: MAYBE IT'S CANCER.
(Raimi) HOUSE: O: SO, IT CAN'T BE AIDS.
[allie] KUTNER?: I will... take out the one of me looking terrified before I got my face painted.
(Raimi) HOUSE: OMG. I'M GOING TO PUT YOU UNDER. JUST STOP SCREAMING. -NEEDLES & SEDATES YOU-
*screaming flailing*: brb
No. 13: IT CAN'T BE. LOOK, THE WHITE CELLS BE HIGH. -Points-
(Raimi) HOUSE: KUTNER IS THE NOT WHITE ONE.
[allie] KUTNER?: ... -HELPS NO. 13-
(Raimi) HOUSE: NO, 13, IT'S OBVIOUSLY A NEW STRAIN OF LUPUS.
[allie] KUTNER?: Which one?
*screaming flailing*: DX
(Raimi) HOUSE: I HAVE TO GO FIND OUT WHERE CHASE PUT MY CANE.
(Raimi) HOUSE: WOO. KUTNER, GO HALP NO. 13.
[allie] KUTNER?: Fine then. I'll just put two pictures. -punts photobucket-
(Raimi) HOUSE: ...http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20071206/425.penn.house.120607.jpg
[allie] KUTNER?: -is kutner-
[allie] NURSE LADY: WHO THE HECK IS KUTNER?
No. 13: BUT WE TRIED THE LUPUS DRUGS. IT NOT BE LUPUS.
*screaming flailing*: D8
(Raimi) HOUSE: NURSE LADY/ALLIE, BE KUTNER PLZ. ):
[allie] NURSE LADY: It's sad.
(Raimi) HOUSE: IT'S NOT AN INFFECTION. D< IT'S GIVLING LUPUS.
*screaming*: <-
NURSE LADY: My pictures aren't working.
No. 13: HOUSEHOUSEHOUSE. KIDDO BE IN PAIN! D: IT'S AN INFFECTION!
NURSE LADY: ...
Awake now: HOUSE JOO IS KILLING MEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(Raimi) HOUSE: BYE, 4MAN BB-... BYE, FORMAN.
Awake now: *spazzez* FDSAOFDSJAFODSAFJDOSAJFDOSAJFDOAJFODSAGEODSA
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND YOU'RE LIKE... BLEEDING OUT OF EVERY OPENING IN YOUR BODY.
Forman: BYE
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND YELLING CAUSE THE TREATMENT ISN'T WORKING,.
In a coma: ....
Forman: -hugs House-
(Raimi) HOUSE: OKAY, KIDDO, THIS IS WHEN YOU WAKE UP SPAZZING IN PAIN.
KIDDO: coma
(Raimi) HOUSE: ... OKAY, 4MANZ. I FORGIVE YOU THIS ONE TIME CAUSE THERE IS SOMETHING BETWEEN US. THE WATCHERS CAN TELL.
(Raimi) HOUSE: "about the House format? I loled" NO. D: LINK ME?
Forman: I am going to sleep. D:
(Raimi) HOUSE: DKGF, YOU'RE FIRED.
Rolo: Xd Raimi, did you ever read that cracked article about the House format? I loled
(Raimi) HOUSE: RITE NAO.
(Raimi) HOUSE: D: 4MANZ, YOU BETTER COME BACK.
Chase: /jumps away to restart computer
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND NO PIZZA PARTY TOMORROW.
Forman: I got to go. D: Terrible. Kiddo, don't die. ;D
KIDDO: comacomacomacomacomacomacoma
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND IF SHE DIES, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
(Raimi) HOUSE: WE ARE SPAMMING HER BODY WITH THE WRONG MEDS NOW.
(Raimi) HOUSE: IDC, NO. 13.
No. 13: *D:
(Raimi) HOUSE: KIDDO, YOU ARE IN A COMA. STOP FLAILING.
No. 13: BUT HOUSE, THOSE DRUGS...THEY KILL HER. :
(Raimi) HOUSE: ... WHERE IS MY MAN, KUTNER? D<
KIDDO: *flails* nooo...needles...ah...
(Raimi) HOUSE: FGJKDFGF. -WALKS IN- KIDDO, STOP DYING. YOU HAS TEH LUPUS. WE ARE GOING TO SPAM YOUR BODY UP WITH THE WRONG DRUGS NOW...
No. 13: FER SURE, HOUSE. -Grabs Forman-
Forman: OKAY. -does blood test and stuff-
(Raimi) HOUSE: 4MAN, DO SOME BLOOD TESTS AND STUFF
No. 13: -Pages House- KIDDO BE DYING. D:
Chase: "SO HELP YOU GOD..." NOOOOOOO.
(Raimi) HOUSE: THERE WE GO. THE CHICK THAT WAS LIKE OBVIOUSLY ALL OVER ME.
Forman: HELP KIDDO.
(Raimi) HOUSE: D: CROW, IF YOU'RE CHASE, SO HELP YOU GOD...
No. 13: CAMERON BE ORIGINAL 3.
KIDDO: *dying*
Chase: "Chase?" you mom is doing Chase. I know that much.
(Raimi) HOUSE: OKAY, TOASTY, YOU'RE 4MAN.
(Raimi) HOUSE: CHASE, 4MAN, AND SOME CHICK = ORIGINAL 3.
No. 13: I know THAT. But who's he person BEing Chase?
Toasty: I WILL
Chase: -not very into the show-
Chase: Chase is an original three... I think.
No. 13: YESSIR, MR. HOUSE, SIR. -MRI's Kiddo-
(Raimi) HOUSE: NAO.
(Raimi) HOUSE: SOMEONE BE 4MAN.
KIDDO: *is shoved off* meh...dying...caps...ab...u...se....
Toasty: Who's Nurse Lady?
(Raimi) HOUSE: yeah. D:
Rolo: I want the original 3 back...
(Raimi) HOUSE: OH HEY. KIDDO ISN'T DYING ANYMORE. MRI, STAT.
No. 13: Who IS Chase? o/O;
NURSE LADY: Who's Chase?
Rolo: AND NOW, I MUST HOBBLE AWAY AND FIGURE OUT WHAT'S HER PROBLEM IN THE SHOWER. <--- LMAO! XDDDD
NURSE LADY: UMMM... -shoves Kiddo off operating table- MISSION COMPLETED. :DDD
(Raimi) HOUSE: D<
Chase: -hides cane behind back-
(Raimi) HOUSE: BUT, OUR PATIENT IS DYING.
(Raimi) HOUSE: GOOD, NO. 13.
(Raimi) HOUSE: I BET CUDDY TOOK IT AGAIN.
No. 13: WELL THEN I'LL RUN AN MRI. GOSH.
(Raimi) HOUSE: DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU WITH MY CANE ONCE I FIND IT.
(Raimi) HOUSE: WELL, YOUR BOSS SAYS IT'S LUPUS.
KIDDO: *acts dead( XP
Toasty: ROFL RAIMI
No. 13: INFFECTION GRR. MY BOYFRIEND(Toasty) SAYS SO TOO.
(Raimi) HOUSE: AGFGKJDFG. WHERE IS MY CANE? D<
(Raimi) HOUSE: GOSH.
(Raimi) HOUSE: IT'S OBV. LUBUS, NUMBER 13 (ASPEN).
Toasty: xD Raimi.
Aspen: NO IT'S AN INFFECTION. D<
Crow: idk. ._.
(Raimi) HOUSE: KIDDO, YOU'RE DEAD. ACT DEAD. DD:
KIDDO: Yes?
KIDDO: O< WHAT KINDA 'MERGENCY SURGERY?
Allie: EMERGENCY SURGERY. DD<
Allie: OMG. -CALLS AMBULANCE-
(Raimi) MEESE: THE HEALTH BOOK DOES NOT LIE, PEOPLE.
(Raimi) MEESE: O; WE MUST CONTACT THE ATHORITIES. JAYME'S HEALTH BOOK SAID THAT IF ANYONE SAYS THAT, THEN THEY ARE OBV. DEPRESSED AND SUICIDAL.
Toasty: stuff*
KIDDO: I hate my annoying love of mexican bread. It makes me not want to move. D<
Toasty: Kiddo. D: Bad stufff.
Aspen: -gasp- Kiddo! D:
Allie: NO YOU DON'T, KIDDO.
KIDDO: I HATE MYSELF
[allie] KUTNER?: AND I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT ME AND MY FRIENDS RODE A RIDE LIKE THE TOWER OF TERROR OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND THEN WE ATE MASHED POTATOES. :DD
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: NO KIDDO.
(Raimi) HOUSE: NO QUITING FOR WILSON.
Kiddo: WAS I A NAZI?
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND ILU2, KIDDO.
(Raimi) HOUSE: WILSON, OU ARE NOT QUITTING.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: IT WAS ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST. YOU GUYS WERE IN IT. D:
[allie] KUTNER?: BYE KIDDO!
Kiddo: D: My mom's making me get off now. Thank you for saving me. ILU
[allie] KUTNER?: WHAT WAS IT ABOUT?
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: D:
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: I HAD A WEIRD DREAM LAST NIGHT.
Kiddo: I was eating popcorn through the whole thing. You guys should ttly make a movie outta that.
[allie] KUTNER?: "DON'T LAUGH AT MY MOOBS, ALLIE. D<" :X
(Aspen)No. 13: -Rejoices- PIZZA PARTEH!
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: HOUSE. I-I QUIT. D<
Kiddo is not dyin: I LOVE MEHSELF NAO
Kiddo is not dyin:
(Raimi) HOUSE: YAYYYY.
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND NOT SICK.
(Raimi) HOUSE: KIDDO IS HEALED.
Kiddo is dyin: 10
(Raimi) HOUSE: ~~~NEXT DAY~~~
Kiddo is dyin: 15
(Raimi) HOUSE: -DRILLS HOLE INTO KIDDO'S SKULL-
Kiddo is dyin: 20
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: DON'T LAUGH AT MY MOOBS, ALLIE. D<
Kiddo is dyin: *barfs again* I've got 30 seconds.
[allie] KUTNER?: "I-I GOT SURGERY AND PUT BOOBS ON MYSELF." xDDDD
[allie] KUTNER?: "KUTNER, STOP YAWNING. YOU'RE GETTING YOUR YAWNING GERMS ALL OVER ME. >(" IDC.
6 Mar 09, 21:27
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: I-I GOT SURGERY AND PUT BOOBS ON MYSELF.
[allie] KUTNER?: I put pictures up.
(Raimi) HOUSE: **D:
(Raimi) HOUSE: WTH, WISLON. d:
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: UM...CARRY ON
(Raimi) HOUSE: KUTNER, STOP YAWNING. YOU'RE GETTING YOUR YAWNING GERMS ALL OVER ME. >(
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: My boobs are itchy. ;__;
(Raimi) HOUSE: IT MAKES SENSE NAO.
[allie] KUTNER?: -yawns-
Kiddo is dyin: MY BODEH IS FALLIN APART ALL OVAH DA PLAYC
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON HER EMOTIONAL PART OF THE BRAIN.
(Raimi) HOUSE: OMG.
(Raimi) HOUSE: IT'S A GALL BLADDER FAILURE.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: -nearly fell out of chair laughing-
(Raimi) HOUSE: STOP BARFIN- OMG.
Kiddo is dyin: *barfs*
(Raimi) HOUSE: WE NEED A CUDDY TO TELL ME THAT THIS IS DANGEROUS, AND IF I DO THIS, I HAVE TO LOOK AT HER BEWBS LONGER. D<
who is nommin my mom?!?!: D<
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR MO-- -shot-
(Raimi) HOUSE: DRILL A HOLE IN THERE.
(Raimi) HOUSE: LOOK AT THAT.
(Raimi) HOUSE: THERE IS TOO MUCH BLOOD IN HER BRAIN.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: ORLY?
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: I'LL SAVE HERRRR.
(Aspen)No. 13: -Uses Paddles on Kiddo-
(Raimi) HOUSE: DD< OMG. I NO WUTS RONG WIF HUR.
(Raimi) HOUSE: YES, WILSON, BUT ONLY IF WE SAVE KIDDO IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: P-PIZZA PARTY? ;O
(Raimi) HOUSE: I AM A CRIPLE.
(Aspen)No. 13: -Gasp- SAVE THE PIZZA PARTY. -Runs to Kiddo-
Kiddo is dying: i wan pizza....nao......
(Aspen)No. 13: ME?!?! D: I HAVE A DISEASE. TAKE A CHILL PILLZZ
(Raimi) HOUSE: AT ALL.
(Raimi) HOUSE: IF WE DON'T CURE KIDDO IN 5 MINUTES, THERE IS NO PIZZA PARTY.
6 Mar 09, 21:22
Claw[[Wilson;;]]:
Kiddo is dying: D8
(Raimi) HOUSE: DARNIT, NO. 13
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND OMG. YOUR EYES ARE BLEEDIN.
(Raimi) HOUSE: OH NO. KIDDO IS SWEATING BLOOD.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: I-IT WAS...THE...I DUNNO? D:
Kiddo is dying: I can't change my name to Viral or you'd let me die. Or kill me. *extremely eloquent for a dying person*
(Raimi) HOUSE: WUT WILSON? THEN WHAT WAS THAT THE OTHER NIGHT? D:
Rolo: House is amazing. I wanna see series 5 but I want the original charries back as they were -_-
(Raimi) HOUSE: THANKS, ROLO.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: I-I CAN'T DO VOODOO HOUSE. ;__;
[allie] KUTNER?: "KIDDO, YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR NAME TO VIRAL." LOLOLOLOL. -cough-
Rolo: www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/ <-- Raimi
(Raimi) HOUSE: "VOODOO?" YES. VOODOO.
(Raimi) HOUSE: KIDDO, YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR NAME TO VIRAL.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: VOODOO?
(Aspen)No. 13: He's scary when Raimi is him. ;__; -- I agree. D:
(Raimi) HOUSE: "He's scary when Raimi is him. ;__;" ... HOW SO? DD<
Kiddo is dying: c-cl-c-cla-aw?
(Raimi) HOUSE: YES, WILSON, KIDDO IS DYING.
(Aspen)No. 13: KIDDO IS DYING. D: -Saves for now-
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: @aspen;; He's scary when Raimi is him. ;__;
(Raimi) HOUSE: NOW WILSON, DO SOME VOODOO AND SAVE THIS DYING GURL.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: K-KIDDO?
(Aspen)No. 13: HOUSE IS SCARY. D:---HOUSE IS AWESOME.
Claw[[Wilson;;]]: O:
*dying*: DD;
Claw[[Passive;;]]: OKAY. xD
[allie] KUTNER?: "=DDDDDDDD" -punts-
(Raimi) HOUSE: CLAW, BE WILSON.
Claw[[Passive;;]]: HOUSE IS SCARY. D:
Chase: "I FISH MY CANE OUT OF YOUR STOMACH." Crow and Fish are two different people.
Chase: "DDDDDDDD<" =DDDDDDDD
Claw[[Passive;;]]: O:
(Raimi) HOUSE: CHASE, IF YOU'RE CROW, I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU AFTER I FISH MY CANE OUT OF YOUR STOMACH.
Chase: * 48 hours
[allie] KUTNER?: "You can call me Plz. ;D" SDJLHFKDJHRTDSJL DDDDDDDD<
Chase: "MAI CANE." ...you can wait 48 right?
Rolo: Is season 5 of House good?
*not seen it yet* We have to wait sooo longgg(Raimi) HOUSE: ;_; MAI CANE.
heart monitor: bip.....bip...........bip.............................bip.........bip.............................bip.....bip......................................................bip...............bip................
Chase: "Just tell me, plz." You can call me Plz. ;D
[allie] KUTNER?: "-noms cane-" RUDE.
(Aspen)No. 13: I SHALL BE WILSON AS WELL. -Savesday-
[allie] KUTNER?: BLUNK.
Chase: "AND CHASE, I WANT MY CANE BACK." -noms cane-
(Raimi) HOUSE: ;_;
(Raimi) HOUSE: PJ, BE WILSON.
[allie] KUTNER?: "I'unno. I didn't. My name's been the same since I was born."
Just tell me, plz.(Raimi) HOUSE: AND CHASE, I WANT MY CANE BACK.
(Aspen)No. 13: Nowai XD--Totally.
He also thinks American kids are fat slobs.[allie] KUTNER?: "OMG, KUTNER, YOU IS AMAZIN." I KNOW IT. ;D
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND WTH IS YOUR NAME?
*under* *mumbles*: *is literally eating popcorn*
(Raimi) HOUSE: ANOTHER MRI WONT HALP, NO. 13
Rolo: "Austrailian. :3" orly? I thought he was british. <--- Nowai XD
Chase: "Who... changed their name to Chase?" I'unno. I didn't. My name's been the same since I was born.
(Raimi) HOUSE: I MEAN, DD< DARNING KUTNER
(Raimi) HOUSE: OMG, KUTNER, YOU IS AMAZIN.
[allie] KUTNER?: "Well, you typed 'that'." -deep breath- Who... changed their name to Chase?
(Aspen)No. 13: orly? I thought he was british.--Nope. ;D He's an Aussie girl.
*under* *mumbles*: inezzacly17minutzimmady
Chase: "Austrailian. :3" orly? I thought he was british.
(Aspen)No. 13: -Runs to save Kiddo-
[allie] KUTNER?: OHNO KIDDO DIED. SO SAD. -BRINGS HER BACK TO LIFE- PROBLEM SOLVED. D<
Chase: "who just typed that?" Well, you typed 'that'.
(Aspen)No. 13: the british guy.---Austrailian. :3
[allie] KUTNER?: "the british guy." Well yeah, but... who just typed that?
(Raimi) HOUSE: DFKDLG. NICE JOB.
(Raimi) HOUSE: OMG, NO. 13, KIDDO IS DYING.
6 Mar 09, 21:13
(Raimi) HEARTMONITORTHING: BEEPBEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Chase: "Who is Chase again?" the british guy.
*under* *mumbles*: ehhhhh......
(Raimi) HOUSE: I'LL DOUBLE AS WILSON THEN.
(Raimi) HOUSE: DDD:
[allie] KUTNER?: Who is Chase again?
*under*: *dying*
Chase: is back
[allie] KUTNER?: WELL BE HIM ANYWAY.
[allie] KUTNER?: PJ, BE WILSON.
Pajama Llama: *House
Pajama Llama: -doesn't watch house-
[allie] KUTNER?: ANYWAY. -RUNS AROUND SCREAMING IN PANIC-
Pajama Llama: Oh. House M.D.
*under*: zzz
[allie] KUTNER?: I have to change my age on my bio.
(Raimi) HOUSE: PJ, BE WILSON.
(Raimi) WILSON: DARNIT HOUSE. IT ISN'T CANCUR. IT'S OBV. SOMETHING ELSE.
Pajama Llama: What...
[allie] KUTNER?: :OOO!
*under*: -_-
(Raimi) HOUSE: D: I'LL DOUBLE AS WILSON.
(Raimi) HOUSE: ... WE NEED TO SAVE THIS CONVERSATION.
[allie] KUTNER?: OYEAHRITE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE BRAIN CANCER?
No. 13: CALL WILSON. HE IS CANCER SPECIALIST.
(Raimi) HOUSE: SO NOW IT'S LIKE A BRAIN TUMOR OR SOMETHING.
(Raimi) HOUSE: HER HEART FAIL'D ON THE SURGERY TABLE.
[allie] KUTNER?: "I SEE THE LIGHT, BRB." EXACTLY. D:
(Raimi) HOUSE: "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DYING." "I SEE THE LIGHT, BRB."
[allie] KUTNER?: I THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST SUICIDAL?
(Raimi) HOUSE: BRAIIIIN CANCER.
[allie] KUTNER?: " brb" HOW CAN YOU BRB? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DYING.
(Raimi) HOUSE: MAYBE IT'S CANCER.
(Raimi) HOUSE: O: SO, IT CAN'T BE AIDS.
[allie] KUTNER?: I will... take out the one of me looking terrified before I got my face painted.
(Raimi) HOUSE: OMG. I'M GOING TO PUT YOU UNDER. JUST STOP SCREAMING. -NEEDLES & SEDATES YOU-
*screaming flailing*: brb
No. 13: IT CAN'T BE. LOOK, THE WHITE CELLS BE HIGH. -Points-
(Raimi) HOUSE: KUTNER IS THE NOT WHITE ONE.
[allie] KUTNER?: ... -HELPS NO. 13-
(Raimi) HOUSE: NO, 13, IT'S OBVIOUSLY A NEW STRAIN OF LUPUS.
[allie] KUTNER?: Which one?
*screaming flailing*: DX
(Raimi) HOUSE: I HAVE TO GO FIND OUT WHERE CHASE PUT MY CANE.
(Raimi) HOUSE: WOO. KUTNER, GO HALP NO. 13.
[allie] KUTNER?: Fine then. I'll just put two pictures. -punts photobucket-
(Raimi) HOUSE: ...http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20071206/425.penn.house.120607.jpg
[allie] KUTNER?: -is kutner-
[allie] NURSE LADY: WHO THE HECK IS KUTNER?
No. 13: BUT WE TRIED THE LUPUS DRUGS. IT NOT BE LUPUS.
*screaming flailing*: D8
(Raimi) HOUSE: NURSE LADY/ALLIE, BE KUTNER PLZ. ):
[allie] NURSE LADY: It's sad.
(Raimi) HOUSE: IT'S NOT AN INFFECTION. D< IT'S GIVLING LUPUS.
*screaming*: <-
NURSE LADY: My pictures aren't working.
No. 13: HOUSEHOUSEHOUSE. KIDDO BE IN PAIN! D: IT'S AN INFFECTION!
NURSE LADY: ...
Awake now: HOUSE JOO IS KILLING MEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(Raimi) HOUSE: BYE, 4MAN BB-... BYE, FORMAN.
Awake now: *spazzez* FDSAOFDSJAFODSAFJDOSAJFDOSAJFDOAJFODSAGEODSA
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND YOU'RE LIKE... BLEEDING OUT OF EVERY OPENING IN YOUR BODY.
Forman: BYE
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND YELLING CAUSE THE TREATMENT ISN'T WORKING,.
In a coma: ....
Forman: -hugs House-
(Raimi) HOUSE: OKAY, KIDDO, THIS IS WHEN YOU WAKE UP SPAZZING IN PAIN.
KIDDO: coma
(Raimi) HOUSE: ... OKAY, 4MANZ. I FORGIVE YOU THIS ONE TIME CAUSE THERE IS SOMETHING BETWEEN US. THE WATCHERS CAN TELL.
(Raimi) HOUSE: "about the House format? I loled" NO. D: LINK ME?
Forman: I am going to sleep. D:
(Raimi) HOUSE: DKGF, YOU'RE FIRED.
Rolo: Xd Raimi, did you ever read that cracked article about the House format? I loled
(Raimi) HOUSE: RITE NAO.
(Raimi) HOUSE: D: 4MANZ, YOU BETTER COME BACK.
Chase: /jumps away to restart computer
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND NO PIZZA PARTY TOMORROW.
Forman: I got to go. D: Terrible. Kiddo, don't die. ;D
KIDDO: comacomacomacomacomacomacoma
(Raimi) HOUSE: AND IF SHE DIES, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
(Raimi) HOUSE: WE ARE SPAMMING HER BODY WITH THE WRONG MEDS NOW.
(Raimi) HOUSE: IDC, NO. 13.
No. 13: *D:
(Raimi) HOUSE: KIDDO, YOU ARE IN A COMA. STOP FLAILING.
No. 13: BUT HOUSE, THOSE DRUGS...THEY KILL HER. :
(Raimi) HOUSE: ... WHERE IS MY MAN, KUTNER? D<
KIDDO: *flails* nooo...needles...ah...
(Raimi) HOUSE: FGJKDFGF. -WALKS IN- KIDDO, STOP DYING. YOU HAS TEH LUPUS. WE ARE GOING TO SPAM YOUR BODY UP WITH THE WRONG DRUGS NOW...
No. 13: FER SURE, HOUSE.
-Grabs Forman-Forman: OKAY. -does blood test and stuff-
(Raimi) HOUSE: 4MAN, DO SOME BLOOD TESTS AND STUFF
No. 13: -Pages House- KIDDO BE DYING. D:
Chase: "SO HELP YOU GOD..." NOOOOOOO.
(Raimi) HOUSE: THERE WE GO. THE CHICK THAT WAS LIKE OBVIOUSLY ALL OVER ME.
Forman: HELP KIDDO.
(Raimi) HOUSE: D: CROW, IF YOU'RE CHASE, SO HELP YOU GOD...
No. 13: CAMERON BE ORIGINAL 3.
KIDDO: *dying*
Chase: "Chase?" you mom is doing Chase. I know that much.
(Raimi) HOUSE: OKAY, TOASTY, YOU'RE 4MAN.
(Raimi) HOUSE: CHASE, 4MAN, AND SOME CHICK = ORIGINAL 3.
No. 13: I know THAT.
But who's he person BEing Chase?Toasty: I WILL
Chase: -not very into the show-
Chase: Chase is an original three... I think.
No. 13: YESSIR, MR. HOUSE, SIR. -MRI's Kiddo-
(Raimi) HOUSE: NAO.
(Raimi) HOUSE: SOMEONE BE 4MAN.
KIDDO: *is shoved off* meh...dying...caps...ab...u...se....
Toasty: Who's Nurse Lady?
(Raimi) HOUSE: yeah. D:
Rolo:
I want the original 3 back...(Raimi) HOUSE: OH HEY. KIDDO ISN'T DYING ANYMORE. MRI, STAT.
No. 13: Who IS Chase? o/O;
NURSE LADY: Who's Chase?
Rolo: AND NOW, I MUST HOBBLE AWAY AND FIGURE OUT WHAT'S HER PROBLEM IN THE SHOWER. <--- LMAO! XDDDD
NURSE LADY: UMMM... -shoves Kiddo off operating table- MISSION COMPLETED. :DDD
(Raimi) HOUSE: D<
Chase: -hides cane behind back-
(Raimi) HOUSE: BUT, OUR PATIENT IS DYING.
(Raimi) HOUSE: GOOD, NO. 13.
(Raimi) HOUSE: I BET CUDDY TOOK IT AGAIN.
No. 13: WELL THEN I'LL RUN AN MRI. GOSH.
(Raimi) HOUSE: DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU WITH MY CANE ONCE I FIND IT.
(Raimi) HOUSE: WELL, YOUR BOSS SAYS IT'S LUPUS.
KIDDO: *acts dead( XP
Toasty: ROFL RAIMI
No. 13: INFFECTION GRR. MY BOYFRIEND(Toasty) SAYS SO TOO.
(Raimi) HOUSE: AGFGKJDFG. WHERE IS MY CANE? D<
(Raimi) HOUSE: GOSH.
(Raimi) HOUSE: IT'S OBV. LUBUS, NUMBER 13 (ASPEN).
Toasty: xD Raimi.
Aspen: NO IT'S AN INFFECTION. D<
Crow: idk. ._.
(Raimi) HOUSE: KIDDO, YOU'RE DEAD. ACT DEAD. DD:
KIDDO: Yes?
KIDDO: O< WHAT KINDA 'MERGENCY SURGERY?
Allie: EMERGENCY SURGERY. DD<
Allie: OMG. -CALLS AMBULANCE-
(Raimi) MEESE: THE HEALTH BOOK DOES NOT LIE, PEOPLE.
(Raimi) MEESE: O; WE MUST CONTACT THE ATHORITIES. JAYME'S HEALTH BOOK SAID THAT IF ANYONE SAYS THAT, THEN THEY ARE OBV. DEPRESSED AND SUICIDAL.
Toasty: stuff*
KIDDO: I hate my annoying love of mexican bread. It makes me not want to move. D<
Toasty: Kiddo. D: Bad stufff.
Aspen: -gasp- Kiddo! D:
Allie: NO YOU DON'T, KIDDO.
KIDDO: I HATE MYSELF