Teh failed adventure of Jaimie

[jaimie]

I guess I'll start this out with my weird crush on Dell.
This is Dell.


I had him in technical theater freshman year (last year.) We never talked, because he kinda scared me. :c Not how he looked, but because I was afraid that he hated my dumbarse self around my two friends in there. I tried to make conversation once, but he ignored me. :c
After he graduated May of this year, I decided to add him on Facebook. To my surprise, he accepted. We started to talk, and, again, to my surprise, he was nerdy as hell. I should of known since he played Magic, but he was out there nerdy. An anti-social nerdy artist that goes on 4chan. That was it. I was hooked, yo.

Let me get more recent in this. So, I found out about ImagiNation Network, an old computer multi from the 90s, and on there was something that reminded me of Dungeon and Dragons. Both of us love D&D, so I asked him if he would download it and play with me. Not even a second after I posted the link on his wall, he said yes. Few minutes later, we were killing Trolls that looked like they were brofisting (we renamed them Brofist Troll), goblins with some sort of vag on their beard goozing STDs, etc.

Then, recently, he learned how to stream videos on Livestream. We now watch videos all the time, and he's now gonna download Princess Bride soon for me. <3 Spoiler: I love that movie.

Thursday, I decided to tell him that I liked him. It was 4:14 am, and I got back to the house from walking all the way to Wal-Mart and had mom unlock the door for me.

This was the message.
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Last night, while I was at Debbie's, we decided to get on Skype, the three of us. He muted his mic because he was "shy as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck", and was drawing us pictures.
Finally, wanting to hear him speak, I said "Come on, Dell. Please talk? Pllleaaaaseeee?" Debbie and I then heard the CUTEST AND MANLINESS VOICE EVER OMG. I had to get out of the cam real quick so he wouldn't see me be awe shocked. It has been since before May when I heard his voice. He heard me make some sort of giggle sound, and laughed. My brain had another orgasm at that. D:

He then decided to play some Super Mario, and we watched while I ranted about the game. Another laugh. I smiled like a loser. After more terrorist unicorns and Pokemon, I had to leave. :c

Once I got home, we watched another movie, and then lurked on 4chan until we went to sleep. Thanks to him, I love Spanish Sahara by Foals (what he was listening to while we were falling asleep.)

Basically, I think he likes me too, but I'm not sure. I quit smoking pot again just for him because I know he doesn't like chicks that smoke, and I kinda needed to stop anyway. I also tried cutting ties with Josh again so I wouldn't go back to him ever again. I just wish Dell wasn't 19. :c Three year difference not for the win.

AND CURRENTLY, WE'RE FIGHTING OUR WAY THROUGH THE DUNGEON AGAIN. : D I want to marry this man, guyes.

Oh, and... New hair. : D

[jaimie]

My face when Dell posted a link where I can actually listen to Breakfast on the Moon by Sumkid


So, thanks to Last.fm, I've become obsessed with the song Breakfast on the Moon, but I couldn't find it anywhere. I tell Dell this, and I go on Facebook to see him post somewhere were it has all of Sumkid's stuff.
I was seriously all


I will marry this man.

[jaimie]

So, he drew me a unicorn. Again. But this time he didn't do it on Skype. It basically started with a status update saying that I wish I had a drawing of a unicorn on my computer.
Later that night, he suddenly goes, "well, I have a super top secret thing to do."
"What kind of super top secret?"
"Well, gee, Jaimie, if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret. "
"Technically, it would be a secret to anyone that wasn't us."
He didn't reply for like 15 minutes. I started getting worried thinking he fell asleep. That was until I got a Facebook notification.
FOREVER HAPPY.

I wish one of us would grow some balls and turn this wonderful thing into a relationship. I want this, not some endless flirting over a computer screen because we're too shy. Well, he's shy, and I hate ruining beautiful things like this by being me.

Also, he decided to go take a nap after college. Conversation like this.
Him: Well, i'm home now. Going to take a nap.
Me: Text me when you wake up?
Him: No, I wont.
Me: Okay then. (BUT IN REAL LIFE, I'M ALL "FFFFUUUUUUU. FOREVER AALOOONEEE.")
Him: I was only joking, Jaimie. Of course I'll text you.
Me: (totally trying to be indifferent.) Mkays then.
Him: I'm sorry if I made you feel sad. (FUUUUU. HOW DID HE KNOW? HE IS MY IMMORTAL BADASS.)
Me: Don't worry about it. I was more than :c tbh
Him: Well, still, I'm sorry.
Me: I forgive you, Dell. Now go to sleep. (That's Jaimie speak for "NO. STAY UP FOR ME. ;_____;" tru fax)

I fell asleep after I knew Dell did, and woke up like five seconds before he texted me. It had been six hours. We then went back to talking, I tried to hint that we should hang out sometime, he didn't get the hint, etc.


In other news, I got some passion tea today. : D
Oh, and if anyone knows how I can grow some balls and ask him out, LET ME KNOW. ;-;