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Post by Slug on Jan 14, 2011 20:01:31 GMT -5
Title: Newly Weds Rating: PG Cast: Tobias (Elmfang), Stripes, nameless she-kit Summary: Tobias and Stripes discuss a name for the she-kit, but they're, ah, having some difficulties. A/N: Bringing the "married couple" into play. |D You should have seen this coming, Hardy. /shotinface
NEWLY WEDS
"Silver."
"Too feminine."
"The kit was female last time I checked, Stripes."
"She looks more like a--"
"Silver."
"No, a--"
"Silver."
"Gray!"
"Silver."
"Gray."
"Silv--"
A soft yawn caught their attention and they looked down at the she-kit curled up on Stripes paws, who blinked slowly at Tobias.
...Then, "Mommy," and she dozed off.
Stripes grinned widely and Tobias glared back.
"That means noth--"
"Gray."
"Silver!"
"I'm the dad, so I get to decide, honey."
"I'll murder you in your sleep, sweetpea."
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Post by Slug on Jan 14, 2011 20:17:31 GMT -5
Title: Say No To Catnip Rating: PG Cast: Crowclaw and Bearclaw (mentions of Cedarstar) Summary: There's a reason why no one shares their catnip with Crowclaw... A/N: Pure. Crack. Ohhh God what have I done. xD
SAY NO TO CATNIP
"It's vile and disgusting an--"
"It's just cuddling, Crowclaw."
"I've contracted cuddle germs!"
"Cuddle germs? Are you serious?"
"Don't touch me! You've done enough damage, you freak of nature!"
"Right. I've destroyed your entire existence with cudd--"
"Speak nothing of it! Taboo, taboo!"
"I can't tell if you're messing with me or being serious..."
"I demand retribution! Where is Cedarstar? Cedarstar!"
"You're really going to report me for cuddling?"
"Taboo, you blasted mongrel! Taboo!"
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