Omegle is awesome.

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: hello. i'm okay.
Stranger: i'm m
Stranger: 25
Stranger: my name is
Stranger: mohammad
Stranger: you
Stranger: ?
Stranger: pls
You: i'm 25. male. mclovin.
Stranger: where is mclovin
Stranger: ?
You: my name is mclovin.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: where are you from?
You: honolulu, hawaii
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: A wild shiny abra appears!
You: SHIT. UH. PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU.
Stranger: Abra uses teleport
You: PICKACHU, THUNDER
Stranger: It fails!
Stranger: Abra is paralized!
You: -throws pokeball-
Stranger: It failed!
Stranger: Abra uses teleport
Stranger: It fails!
You: PICKACHU, QUICK ATTACK.
Stranger: Shiny abra fainted!
Stranger: 700 EXP Gained to pikachu!
You: pikachu gained a level!
Stranger: -Win music-

[pteriforever]

LOL!

[Rolo]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: too many pervs today
You: Thats what I say
You: Sounds like some kind of ryhme
You: I do it all the time
You: Are you bored yet, Mr Stranger?
Stranger: not bored
You: Are you a power ranger?
Stranger: keep on moving
You: Or are you a cat in the hat?
Stranger: no trying to be superman
You: I don't believe that
Stranger: everybody expects that i gooto be a superman
Stranger: gotta
You: No, no, you are a troll
You: who likes... holding polls
You: And doing rolls
You: and delivering foals
You: and using toilet rolls
Stranger: a poetric soul
You: and paying tolls
You: Oh yes I am indeed
Stranger: age
You: It brightens up he day you see
You: My age is but 17
You: But I am feeling rather clean
Stranger: From
Stranger: ?
You: And England is where I am from
You: And I like cd roms
Stranger: sex ?
You: Do you think a poet
You: Who didn't know it
You: would like the thing of which you speak?
You: I'm sad to say that you quite reek
You: so I do not like that thing of which you speak
Stranger: My lord, he is but even now gone hence
Here was he merry, hearing of a song.
You: Stealing the words of another
You: Is not very funner
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i steal my soul from another soul
You: Write your own material, lad
You: It shall make your soul quite glad
Stranger: my soul is not mine and my look is not my look
Stranger: my heart does not listen my mind
Stranger: so i go to the school
Stranger: thats my poet
You: A conformist ey?
You: Doesn't that make me go, HOORAY
You: I should write some childrens books
Stranger: female or male by the way?
You: Something something with a nook
You: A female I am, a female I be
You: People use for me the pronoun she
Stranger: if u speak more normally i can talk with u
You: If it is cybering you wish to do
You: I do not want to do that with you
Stranger: my english is not poetic
You: Besides my rhyming is quite fun
Stranger: a normal english
Stranger: not so good
You: Try it man, don't be glum
Stranger: i can write u love poets but u gotta be patient
Stranger: because i am listening the sound of moon
Stranger: she whisperers to me
You: That is quite solemn but I like it
You: Better than my rhymes, they are the pits
Stranger: sorry for late answers
You: Having fun, dear chap?
Stranger: i am translating some word u write that i dont know
You: Oh dear, I apologise for my rap
You: Shall I leave you be, dear fellow
You: I'm afraid I'm making you rather mellow?
Stranger: everybody talks u like me or they give up?
You: I do not know
You: You are the first
You: to hear my poem
You: which is not rehearsed
Stranger: i am listening u
Stranger: keep on
Stranger: say everything that you want to say
You: Is this not funner than sex, old lad?
You: Even if I'm rather bad?
You: I can go on forever... you will see
You: You too will give up on me
Stranger: what did break your heart
Stranger: cause a broken heart is talking
Stranger: with me
Stranger: not a clear mind
You: My heart is whole, my heart is fair
You: I promise I do not despair
You: Do not try to fix wounds that are not there
You: That will not make you my pair
Stranger: english is a good language for writing poems
You: Indeed it is, everything rhymes
Stranger: i do not want to be pair of anyone
Stranger: i belong to me
You: Except purple and orange, the word of stupid times
You: Then why, dear soul, did you as for sex?
You: Surely you saw I did not want to smex?
Stranger: having fun ?
You: I am indeed, Indeed I be
You: Are you having fun with me?
Stranger: no
You: I lament, I am sorry
You: what would you like to do?
Stranger: maybe a normal talk
You: Sorry, not interested.

Stranger: 17 male california u
You: 17 f uk
Stranger: really now
You: Yes, really
You: I am 17
You: Live in the uk
You: and have boobs
You: Happy?
Stranger: no i like personality
You: Jeeze, I was just thinking
You: How perfect this was gonna be
You: You expected a personality from ASL?
Stranger: no but u can tell alot about a person from the way they type
You: XD What can you tell about me?
You: That I am a grammar nazi or that I have a bad sense of humor?
You: Or the opposite?
You: I'm fastinated
Stranger: well ur 17 and ur from the uk and u must like ur boobs
You: XD HAHA
You: So funny
Stranger: i try
You: No, I was being sarcastic, dude
You: Since you obviously thought I was faking who I was.
Stranger: well u cant telll over line duh
Stranger: i didnt think u werr faking who said that
You: You: 17 f uk
Stranger: really now
You: =/ I am very disappointed
Stranger: im lost
Stranger: im sry lets start over
You: Really now? sounded like you didn't believe me
You: No
You: Jk
You: Do you like my personality now?
Stranger: lol ok well im marcus = ya its hott
You: I'm Becca
You: *shakes hand*
Stranger: *shakes hand*
You: Now what do you want to talk about, Mr Marcus?
Stranger: idk where do u live at in the uk ??
You: South east, near London. Why?
You: Coming over to rape me?
Stranger: just wondering lol no u wouldnt that why have back problems at such a young age
Stranger: but if u wanted me ? lol jkjk
You: I can't understand what you're saying =.
You: *=/
You: Sorry
Stranger: its cool so do u have a pic ??
You: No
You: Cam?
You: No
Stranger: no myspace
You: Myspace?
You: No
Stranger: no cam
You: Facebook
You: No
Stranger: facebook
You: Bebo
You: No
You: I know the drill
Stranger: wat do u have
You: Coz you're a perv
You: Nothing for you ;P
Stranger: loser
You: Take me as I am
Stranger: ok i can do that
You: LOL
You: Ok
Stranger: well at least describe ur body r u cute ?
You: You want sex?
You: Or cyber?
Stranger: is that a offer
You: Guess?
Stranger: um im going to say no just knowing wat i no about u
You: What do you know about me?
You: That I have a gob?
You: How do you know I'm not a sex kitten ;P?
Stranger: i dont thats why i was asking
Stranger: if u r i have no problem with that
You: Do you really want to know about me, or do you just want a wank?
Stranger: no i reallywant to no about u
You: I don't think so =/
You: *sob*
Stranger: well i do regardless of wat u say
You: Why does no one ever want me and not my body?
Stranger: i want to no u i dont go for a body
You: ;_; I doubt that
You: Byeeee perv

[[ hardyrex ]]

...that was odd rolo. o.o

[pteriforever]

Stranger: Hi
You: hi.
You: CHICKENS
You: asl?
Stranger: MALE
You: idc.
You: lol
Stranger: haha
You: A Wild Pidgey Appeared
Stranger: I'm male 21 and from LA
Stranger: Uh i run
Stranger: I always run
You: ok.
Stranger: BEST FONT?
You: Verdana.
Stranger: eek
Stranger: I don't know if we can be friends
Stranger: Lucida Grande
You: it looks so pretty...
Stranger: is correct
Stranger: yeah i bet you'd like verdana inside of you
You: have you read Warriors?
Stranger: no
You: Twilight then?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i started twilight
Stranger: and couldn't finish
You: I just wanted to know if it was terrible or not.
Stranger: it was a flaming pile of shit
You: ok...
Stranger: it was written by a shit writer
Stranger: its unreadable
You: my friends all say that...
Stranger: It is completely unreadable
You: whoa
Stranger: My sister read it so like i figured it might be ok
Stranger: No
Stranger: its terrible
You: k, thx for that.
Stranger: just read the first page and form your own opinion though
You: ok.
Stranger: I got to like page 250 when i was bored and i was like this is a waste of time
You: I know the feeling. you get a bunch through a dull book and you're like, CHEESE!
Stranger: yeah, its the epitome of bad
You: wut does epitome meen?
You: unr3@d@b!3
Stranger: its basically like the best example
You: ok, thx.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: It all depends on who you are though when you read the book
Stranger: maybe i could've enjoyed it when i was 13
You: o....k
You: so.....
You: c|-|@7sp#@k
Stranger: chatspeak?
You: yup.
Stranger: is taht what game we are playing
Stranger: I'm confused
You: is it even a game?
Stranger: 1'm c0nf2s3d
You: I'm hunting...
You: LOL
Stranger: hunting?
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: I'm hunting for weapons to obliterate noobs with.
You: AND NO IM NOT A GIRL
Stranger: oh, i didn't know
You: ok.... bai

[[ hardyrex ]]

Stranger: Snape kills Dumbledore.
You: Yay.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sadface.

[[ hardyrex ]]

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You: FUCK YOU

god bless it...

[[ hardyrex ]]

You: You just lost the game.
Stranger: i'm looking for a female... 9-13 years old, with a cam so that i can see her naked, or im looking for a boy 2-7 years old that i can see naked, if you're not her/him disconnect now.
You: .... o.o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: awesome. it's like megatron in beast wars.
Stranger: Beast wars is the shit!
You: yeah!
Stranger: Do you like Yu gi oh?
You: nah...
Stranger: wanna rub spikey hair together anyway?
You: do i wanna do what? o.o
Stranger: Dont make me explain the joke. It loses all its humor...... omg
Stranger: Wanna have a text adventure?
You: haha, no phone
Stranger: YOUR FUCKIN CRAZY AND I HATE YOUR DOG.
You: but... i dun has a puppy. ;~;
Stranger: WELL FUCK YOU THEN.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.