Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: how are you
You: im okay.
Stranger: just ok
You: yup.
Stranger: that stinks
Stranger: i hope your day gets better
You: it's 8:43 pm. i dont see that happening.
Stranger: you in mid west?
You: central.
Stranger: what state?
You: texas.
Stranger: i'm in california
Stranger: i've been to texas
Stranger: nice out there
You: yeah. but we have shitty mexican candy.
Stranger: well all mexican candy is shitty
You: yeah, but ours is /shittier/. and like, everyone likes it here.
Stranger: yea, well at least you don't have a bunch of faggots parading around your state
You: -is a fag :c-
You: but i dont run around parading it.
Stranger: well, all fags are gay
You: yeah. it's common knowledge.
You: i dont see why we need a parade about it, truthfully.
Stranger: yea, you just need to die
Stranger: that's the best solution
You: i'll go put on my hitler outfit and command all the fags into the gas chambers.
You: then i'll go last.
Stranger: cool, that sounds good
Stranger: so i take it that you're watching spike right now?
You: no. i have no idea what's on atm. :/ i think it's some show on fox.
Stranger: oh, that's cool
Stranger: fox is stupid though
You: that twitter thing they tried out was gay.
Stranger: but at least it's not gay
Stranger: yea, twitter should go into the gas chamber
You: i'll make sure of it.
You: it'll go first.
Stranger: yay
Stranger: yea, that sounds good
You: everything that's gay will go into the gas chamber.
Stranger: even the care bears
Stranger:
?
You: maybe. those are more for little kids... but they do throw rainbows at us with their stomachs.
You: so i'll throw them in.
Stranger: yea, and then the telletubies
Stranger: those little queers
You: and the little british kids that would show up?
Stranger: hell, just throw britain in there too
Stranger: they fucked with america, it's time we fuck them
You: dont forget france.
Stranger: well, they gave us louisiana
Stranger: so i'll give them a pass
You: ugh. but i'm hitler now. i have to do something to them.
Stranger: just occupy them
You: okay. but if we get more gays from them, im turning that fucker into new nazi germany.
You: i feel liek such a homophobe. :c
Stranger: yea, i haven't heard of many gay nazis before
You: yeah. i think they pray teh gay out first. WHICH IS WHAT I'M DOING NOW?
Stranger: well don't worry about gay peoples feelings
Stranger: they don't have any
You: it's true. i have no feelings.
Stranger: yea, like when you cut your finger you feel no pain
You: that's why all the emo guys are fags.
Stranger: and then your boyfriend licks up all the blood and he gets AIDS
Stranger: yes, throw the emos in the chambers
You: and the scene things. also, aids is just a fairy tale~ you call it aids, we call it "permanent fag syndrome" or PFS.
Stranger: yea, well i don't like it
You: i dont have pfs yet.
Stranger: yea, well i'm not taking any chances
Stranger: i'll throw you in the chamber myself
You: my chick friend wont let me get it.
Stranger: well i'll throw in there too
Stranger: ya know what i'll get all of the jews
Stranger: and i'll put them in charge of killing the fags
Stranger: it's time they were in charge
You: what about scientology?
Stranger: yea, it all started with tom cruise and fuckin oprahs couch
Stranger: which brings me to oprah
You: throw her in.
You: wait dont.
Stranger: bitch needs to die
You: she'll take up too much space.
Stranger: we need to build a custom chamber
You: ugh. more money taken from france.
Stranger: yea, and ya know what. lets kill all of those harry potter faggots
You: fuck yes.
Stranger: but hermione
Stranger: i want to stick it in her vag
You: what if she's gay?
Stranger: i'll fuck her straight
Stranger: she'll just see my cock and turn straight
Stranger: duh
You: it'll be hard to reverse what snape did to her already. :c
Stranger: well i'll cut his shrimp dick off of him and feed to him
Stranger: call it a potion
You: what we do to harry and ron?
Stranger: kill em
You: well duh.
Stranger: and all the harry potter fans
You: twilight. >
we gotta get rid of twilight.
Stranger: yea, that sounds good
You: just make all the fangirls fuck statues first.
Stranger: they made vampires gay
You: see how they like it.
You: wait. ann rice did that.
Stranger: yea, well lets kill that bitch to
Stranger: stick my dick in her
You: she'll only let you if you're cold, dead, and gay.
You: it says so in her books.
Stranger: well she can suck it
Stranger: i'll beat her ass
Stranger: and lets get miley cirus
You: yeah. miley cyrus.
You: sick of seeing her face when i walk into wal mart to get my usual faggy shit.
Stranger: yea, it's like be 18 or die
You: she's like what, 8?
Stranger: all i know is that i can't fuck her
You: we'll change the legal age then/
Stranger: nah, just off with her
You: throw her in with tokio hotel or whatever their name is.
Stranger: hannoi hilton
Stranger: damn you fags don't know shit if it was right between your ears
You: it's chris crocker that's making us all confused.
Stranger: well fuck him
You: ugh no thanks.
You: he's in cali btw.
Stranger: nah, you're gay. you have to fuck him
You: fuck no. he's womanly looking.
Stranger: well you are gay and rules are rules hitler
You: ugh fuck. i'll just close my eyes.
Stranger: and touch her tities
You: ... you have crocker.
Stranger: nah, will just feed him to faggot sharks
You: only cause none of us will touch that.
Stranger: yea, and sharks will eat him cause he's hella gay
Stranger: and sharks hate gay people
You: proven fact.
Stranger: yea, cause i just proved it faggy
You: think we should throw lady gaga in with the sharks? and i thought mythbusters proved it by throwing whatshis face (the younger guy) in shark infested oceans.
Stranger: nah, lady gaga can suck my dick
You: she has both.
Stranger: or disco stick in her words
Stranger: i'll cut off her wiener so it's cool
You: okay. i guess i'll go work on that gas chamber and then test it on my self to see if it works.
You: night.
You have disconnected.
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We have a cbox again and we're opening the place up as a closed, members only rp
Jan 12, 2015 10:25:54 GMT -5
We have a cbox again and we're opening the place up as a closed, members only rp
Jan 12, 2015 10:25:54 GMT -5